Heart of Hobie Spider punk x OC

I DON'T BELIEVE IN CONSISTENCY

I slowly began to rise from the ground, jumping up on my two feet.
Dusting off invisible dirt from my suit.

This shit literally so confusing. Who are these people and how did they get here?

I was to lost in thought that I completely forgot on what was happening in the background.

My first thought when I snapped back to reality was to make sure Spider is ok.

Gonna be honest with you right now, I couldn't give a shit about the fight with The multiverse maniacs in the background, I just wanna make sure My baby was ok.

I ran through the wall I was thrown through, and made my way to him. "Hey Spidey, you ok?" I said worried, petting his fur.

I don't have any important people in my life. So whenever Spider gets hurt, I am 100% terrified.

Thankfully he was ok, his breathing was stable and was able to stand up properly.

"Oh thank the Lord." I sighed in relief.
"Alright how about you leave this to me bub." I said petting his head.
He then barked at me in response as in saying "ok." I don't know why but it always feels like I can talk to him.
I waved the wolf off and shot a web then swung away.

"Alright let's get this over with." I muttered under my breath already annoyed. "Oi dickhead! Come here would ya!" I shouted at him pissed off.

Both of the two stopped fighting to glance at me confused. "How the hell are you still alive?" The man with way to many limbs questioned.

"Nanya cunt. Listen you two I have to get to a gig in like 45 minutes alright.
SO. LET'S. WRAP. IT. UP." I spoke clapping my hands while matching them up with my words.

"Listen sweetheart I got it from here alright so why don't you goOOOO-"the Spider person began to explain until being thrown across the other side of the building.

"Yeah well I do feel like from what just happened, you do need a little help." I snicker lightly. "Nah, nah I got this." He said is a strong British accent, putting a thumbs up. And got lifted up by his feet, and is being swung around in circles.

I just had a unamused expression plastered on my face. Watching him going round and round.

"Alright I've had enough of this." Since I have plans that I need to get to. And went to join the  fight.

{ Epic fight sequence that I'm to lazy to write. }

I look to the spiderman next to me, realizing that he had a weird design, and look like a punk rocker.  And I said to him. "So who are you suppose to be? The spiderman version of Roderick Heffley." I joked around.

"I'm the Australian accent means that your what a wolf spider." He chuckled to himself while throwing another punch at the villain.

" Uh... Yeah... That's literally my name." I responded "Oh... Well that kinda ruins my insult Fluffy." He told me putting a hand on his hip.

"Ew, don't call me that." I eyed him up and down judgmentaly, crossing his arms. "To late it's gonna be that forever." He shrugs and swings away.

I shot a web and followed behind him.
"So like, why are you here exactly. Cause I know you're definitely not from here." Shooting webs at Doc.

"Well I'm suppose to be doing my job, which is to take this guy in." He made clear. "Ok then why the hell are you so bad at your job being spiderman." I uttered, having a smug smile appearing on my face. "Wow ok rude, also I don't really like labels so tone it down would you." Extending his hand and waving it around while telling me.

{ More fighting, he's almost defeated and all that shit, blah blah blah. }

"Alright, it starts in like 15 minutes and I gotta get going so can we just get a few more rounds and I'll have to go, so you can have him random dude.
"Not my name but alright." The man with a UK accent rolled his eyes.

" I thought you didn't like labels?" I questioned him panting a bit, throwing a few more punches at the antagonist. "Correction, I don't believe  consistency." He corrected me, but only use this to run up and make a lame but funny joke.

"Listen I don't care what to your religion is, let's focus on what important here. I said, but he just looked at me strange. " Wait what?" He asked before I thwiped a web and flew down to Doc ock giving him one final kit before he went down.

"UGHH! FUCKIN FINALLY CUNT! I have like 5 minutes till I have to be there ok, so I'll see you losers later." I commented walking backwards and saluted the other spider off.

{ THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG DUDE!
I am so tired rn imma cry 😭
I need to sleep cause I literally have to get to school and do my dumb English presentation tmmr🥲
I'm not even gonna bother proof reading to see if there are mistakes dude, I'll just do that in the morning.
alr thx for reading loves❤️