Mans teh Eurovision Winner

Episode 1

Mans Zelmerlow, the Swedish rep and the winner, was just polishing his trophy in glee when German representative Ann Sophie and Russian singer Polina Gagarina came to him in a rush. He was expecting some yelling when ....

Ann Sophie: "Mans! Maaans!!"

Mans: "What !"

Mans is clearly irritated.

"We gotta go! They're burning place down!" said Polina.

At first Mans didn't really believe her (or them) when 0.000000000000000001 seconds later, the entire venue suddenly burst into flames. "Oh, what about the other contestants in the stadium!?" Mans asked, worried.

Ann Sophie: "Well, clearly they're gonna burn a lot"

Polina: " Well, That isn't nice!"

A:"Man, You shut the he~ll up!"

P:"No, You shut the he~~ll up!"

A:"No, You shut the he~~~ll up

"You can both go and ... shut the hell up" Mans intervened, only to get a answer back from Ann Sophie: "I'm not talking to you, Mans!"

"RAINBOW! BLEEEEECK!"

*******

Mans, Ann Sophie and Polina are now in a bridge somewhere in Vienna.

Great way to connect to the theme, huh?

"Scheiße, we're on a bridge!" Ann Sophie said, stating the obvious. Polina got over the railings of the bridge and jumped. "Боже мой, I'm falling. I have so much to live for~~~~" Polina said as she falls to her apparent death.

"That's tragic" Mans said, dumbfounded since Polina jumped. "Not as tragic as your FACE!" Ann Sophie said, insulting Mans.

"Kom igen! That's really uncalled for!" Mans said, a little bit hurt since everyone knows he's hot. "Your face is uncalled for" Ann Sophie just added insult to another insult.

A wild Polina Gagarina appeared.

Polina: "Эй, ребята"

Ann Sophie: "Where the hell have you been!"

P: "Oh, you know. Saw a movie, got some coffee"

A: "I want some coffee!"

M: "I can go for some coffee, too"

A: "Well, you can't come you Hurensohn!"

Ouch! Ann Sophie, nul point got in to you?

*******

"Oh Look, it's Il Volo mafia!"

"They owe me 20 euros!"

Wait, I thought Russians don't use euros. Oh, well! They are in Vienna.

A: "Hey, Hey, Piero"

Il Volo: "GRANDE AMOREE!!"