Twas the night before pride month. All was silent in the Hayakawa household as the three of them slept soundly. They all had silly little dreams: Denji dreamt about seeing hot women at the beach-which honestly, me too-, Power dreamt of being surrounded by cats at some sort of cafe, and Aki was being a little gay ass having a wack fantasy about Angel. (Okay sorry, now onto the actual "serious" story)
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"Be careful not to wake him before the surprise!" Denji whispered to Power, who was slamming every color of frosting onto the cake.
The two of them paused to take a look at their finished creation.
"Happy pride munth you fuking bicycle" The cake read.
"Yeah, looks pretty good," Denji confirmed.
"Well of course it does!" Power boasted.
"Alright, let's go." Denji ushered, grabbing a basket full of mini pride flags and just about everything available in the target pride section. Power grabbed the cake (I'm so sorry I just realized) and headed to Aki's room with Denji.
Denji opened the door (IM SO SORRY I JUST REALIZED AGAIN IM FUCKING AWFUL) with his free hand, hoping he was loud enough for Aki to wake up. To his luck, the man practically jumped out of his bed.
🎶"Happy pride month to you, happy pride month to you, happy pride month dear Akiiii, happy pride month to you ~"🎶 The two of them sang in complete dissonance.
"What the actual fuck."
"HEY! YOU DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG MAN, DON'T FORGET ITS STILL MY MONTH!!" Power yelled. That was probably the only time Power had ever boasted her sexuality to anyone.
"You're not even gay, Power," Denji said confused.
"Im aro ace you fuckwad." She flicked his forehead, almost dropping the cake. Realizing that, she placed it in Aki's lap where it almost fell over again.
"Why don't we celebrate for you then?" Denji retorted
"No. That's gay." Power scoffed and left. She came back quite quickly, after noticing someone had dropped a small package through the mail slot in their door.
"Aki." Power tossed it to Aki, almost dropping it in the cake yet again.
"Dude what the hell, I spent ages trying to get that cake actually edible." Denji spat.
"Okay, why the hell am I getting so many things for pride month?? You two are the only ones I've told!"
the room went silent.
"Don't tell me you guys told anyone."
"No! What? It's just really fucking obvious." Denji said.
Power defended herself by pointing at Denji in agreement.
"It's only the first day, and I just woke up. Why the hell am I getting things?"
"Well if we didn't, id probably get canceled or something. I couldn't give a fuck if you were gay or not." Denji explained.
"I'm already canceled." Said Power, to nobody's surprise. "in fact, I'm banned from every McDonald's in Japan."
Power and Denji eventually left Aki's room, leaving him be for some time. He placed the cake on his nightstand and unwrapped his package.
"To.. my favorite bisexual ever??" Aki read the tag on the box. "Who the fuck..."
He opened the box, and inside were a ton of pride stickers, patches, and two keychains.
"Alright, this is a little excessive."
He removed everything from the box, where the bottom was signed "Angel" with his signature winking emoticon next to it.
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The next day at work, Aki stood next to Angel, with his arms crossed waiting to get assigned a mission.
"I see you got my package," Angel spoke.
"Huh?" Aki panicked, wondering how the hell he know.
"You've got that look on your face."
"What look?"
"The one that screams 'Oh no, it's obvious im gay'!!"
"It seriously is not." Aki crossed his arms tighter.
"Dude, I have crazy gaydar. It's never wrong." Angel explained, letting out a yawn.
"Gaydar?" Aki looked at Angel, who looked back with the same tired expression on his face.
"You're gay?" Aki finally asked.
"Oh boy. You're even more oblivious than I thought." Angel said, aggressively patting Aki on his arm. He was aiming for his shoulder, but the height difference stopped him.
Denji and Power stood next to them snickering like crazy.
"He was almost as obvious as you were, Aki!" Power laughed.
"Okay you two, quit it," Aki said embarrassed. They quieted down for once. Guess that was a pro of it being pride month.
The sound of a throat clearing absorbed the silence in the room.
Beam slowly phases through the wall, wearing a rainbow flag like a cape, a massive bouquet in his hands, and a box of chocolates in his mouth. Everyone stared at him like they just saw a ghost. Power immediately knew where this was going and almost peed her pants.
"Denji?" Beam asked with the box in his mouth and batted his nonexistent eyelashes.
"Will you..?" Beam didn't want to finish.
"Uhhhh." Denji stood there more confused than ever. Power had to excuse herself from the room.
"Come on Denji. Don't wanna get canceled now, do you?" Aki spoke, which got a kick out of Angel.
(A/N:) woah hey there
I've decided to keep this story marked as complete and just add a couple of one shots every now and then. If you haven't, you should totally go check out my other Akiangel series I'm working on right now /nf
once again, happy pride month!!
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FanficJust silly little oneshots ill make whenever i need serotonin Angel's touch rule doesnt apply in most of these oneshots !! #2 on #aki 3/17/23 #1 on #akiangel 3/17/23 #1 on #aki 3/18/23 #2 on #angeldevil 3/19/23 #2 on #akihayakawa 6/5/23