*This photo poses as Me and Iris Getting Married, Thank You Miis, For Photoshopping this in My Favor*
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*Church Bells Ring, Water falls, at Ash Cave, Everyone Came to my Wedding, The Loud Family, The Simpsons, Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, My Son, and Many More; Me and Grandpa are waiting at the Front for Iris, My Dad Walks her over to the Front as she stands in front of me with a Tear in her eye, As I was a bit Anxious*
Grandpa: Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to Witness The Marriage of Iris and Joshua... *10 Minutes Pass* Now I Ask You Both.... Do You Joshua Fair, Long Driver, Strong Man Of Many... Take this Woman to be your Wife and Care for her every step pf the way?
Me: I Do.
Grandpa: And Do You, Iris, Heroine of The Ruins, Genius Mechanic, Smart Woman of Many, Take this Young Man, To be your Husband, and Promise to Understand him and Be there for him anytime and anywhere?
Iris: I Do.
Grandpa: Come forth, With the Rings please. *Bart holds the rings as we took them and we looked again... They were wood*
Me: Bart..?🤨🤨
Bart: *snickers* Sorry I Couldn't resist! Here. *He hands us the real rings and gave back the wood ones, as we slid them onto eachother's fingers*
Grandpa: *clears throat* If Anyone objects to this wedding speak now or forever hold your peace. *I reveal that I had Two Lightsabers On My Belt, No One Objected as I turned back to Iris*
Grandpa: And By The Power Vested in Me, The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit, I now pronounce you both, Husband and Wife, You May Kiss. *I was gonna Dip Iris and Kiss her but she beat me to it, Dips Me, and Kisses Me Strong, The Crowd went nuts*
Dad: To The Bride and The Groom!!
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