The B.A.R.T. (Bullied and Ripped Tyke)

Ch. 2: The Art of War

*Bart and Marge come back downstairs And Bart calmly eats his food, even his brocoli*

*Homer and Lisa share a look of Curiousity like "What just happened?"*

Bart: Would someone like to know how School went for me?

Marge: Sure, Go Ahead.

Bart: So I Had this hidden Passion for Art and My Art Is Getting Published Citywide.

Marge: That is great, Sweetie.

Homer: Art, You Say?

Bart: Yep.

Lisa: Well, What all can you draw?

Bart: My Life?

Lisa: Well, Ain't discouraging, But i can't wait to see it. I know better than to Mess You Up if you found something you are good at.

Bart: Thank you, But i am gonna keep my eye on you.

Lisa: I Don't Mind.

Bart: Thanks Sis.

*Bart and Lisa Share a Hug*

*Marge and Maggie liked what they were seeing*

Homer: Puh-lease... if i seen anyone Draw all about their Life, He couldn't even Draw himself Skateboarding Nude when i Dared Him to do it.

*Bart wasn't shocked, He just scoffed calmly and kept eating*

*Marge and Lisa however were not happy hearing about this*

Marge: So That was why The Police cuffed him... They should have cuffed you instead Homie...

Homer: Oh C'Mon! You don't mean that, Do You?

Marge: Cold! *She stands beside Bart still eating*

Lisa: Bart, Is this True?

Bart: Yeah, But it didn't get to me too much at least not anymore.

Marge: From Now On, No Truth or Dare, Just because of that reason.

Bart: I do not disagree.

Homer: What? That is not fair..

Marge: Homer J. Simpson, If you don't like where i am at in getting my point across, Then YOU CAN EAT. MY. SHORTS!!! *The Whole Table was Shocked*

Homer: *Gulp* When have i been on "this" side of yours...

Marge: Longer than you think, But i decide to push it aside the best I Can.

Lisa: Well, You timed your Eruption Nicely.

Homer: Don't encourage her.

Bart: Don't be a Dick about it, Dad!

Homer: You Stay O-

Bart: NO. *Slams The Table, The Volume Shook the Room, Making everyone shiver*

Homer: Why You Little-

Bart: NOT AT THE TABLE, CRAYON-BRAIN!! *Marge comes by his side and shakes her head, Meaning he took it too far*

*Homer's Face turns Red*

*Maggie tries to signal out the Window for Help, I was walking in the Street but i see someone waving, I walk to the Window, The Baby Pointed to a fight*

Homer: YOU F***ING LITTLE-  *Marge Stands in the Way, But Homer Backarms Her into the Wall, And Bart Counters At Homer's Arms from getting to his Neck, Bart Bites Homer's Other Hand* Oooowwwwwaaahhhh!! *Bart then Grabs his Plate and Smashes it Against his face* HHHMMMMMRRRGGGHH!!! That Stung.

Bart: Just because you were raised improperly by your Dad doesn't mean it is the Same Way with Me!! I'm disappointed.

Marge: I Agree.

Homer: ENOUGH!!! *He strangles his wife, Bart tries to Stop him by Kicking His Knee* MMMMNNNGGHHH!!! *But Homer Slaps Him into the Other Wall, Lisa takes part of the Impact by trying to save him*

*Maggie climbs up the doorknob, Unlocks it, and I Barge In and Slam Homer Away from Strangling Marge, Everyone was shocked*

Me: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!? This baby Signaled Me while i was walking by and this is what i was seeing!?

Homer: NO ONE SAID YOU COULD COME IN! *Tries to Charge into me*

J-Droid (Aut-O Voice): NOT SO FAST. *Kicking Homer into the Wall Damaging it, And He Holds A Rifle in his hands pointing it at Homer* ARMS UP.

Homer: D'oh... *Arms Up*

*30 Minutes Later*

Lou: Let Me Get this all Straight, Joshua, Is It?

Me: Yes Sir.

Lou: You were walking on the Sidewalk, Maggie Simpson was trying to make a distress call because Bart and Homer Were fighting, Clancy being Careless and Lazy, He couldn't arrest Homer for having the IQ Of A Kid and Being Abusive Towards Bart, That and Bart said that Homer Strangled Marge as Well?

Me: Yes Sir.

Lou: and What were you doing?

Me: Just Enough to stop the fight.

Lou: Then who is he? *Referring to J-Droid*

Me: This is my Right Hand Bot, J-Droid.

Lou: I See.

Me: That and I am Running low on Expenses, and I Want to Let My Girlfriend have a Wedding, But she suggests that I Search Anywhere to d-

Lou: Woah, Woah, I Get It. Still that was out of context.

Me: Yeah.

Lou: Alright, I can tell it has been a long night already, but we do recommend to see you, and all the rest of the Simpson family at the police station in a few days, so that we can have both stories of the incident.

Bart: I think you're about to get all of the stories?

Lou: I Beg your pardon?

Bart: I've taken a hidden passion to Art and my art is getting published so hopefully it should explain something.

Lou: Can't Wait to see it, Kid. Anyway, We ask everyone to go ahead and get some rest, and we will be taking Bart and Marge in an EMT tomorrow morning.

Me: I should probably stay with them just in case if anything else goes wrong and there's been a change of plans.

Lou: As much as I'd love to say, "Yes." I ju- Actually, she is a legal parent figure isn't she, I'm pretty sure it's fine.

Me: Thanks Sir.

Lou: Still, Doesn't mean you take Homer's place, Also, J-Droid, You Wouldn't happen to Join the Police Force would You?

J-Droid (Normal Voice): I will give this some thought, Sir.

Lou: No Rush, No Pressure. Nice to Meet you.

Me: Yes Sir, You too.

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