"Friends" Forever |Kyle Broflovski x Reader|

Chapter 11

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As he leaned in, I immediately jumped away.

"Woah, man, what are you doing?!", I put my hands up in defense. "W-what do you mean?", Mysterion asked. "I like Kyle, ok?!", I yell.

Mysterion's face dropped, "What?". "I like your friend, who else did you think?", I question.

"Kenny McCormick. He really likes you, I thought you liked him back.", Mysterion walked closer to me, "I'm so sorry.". "It's ok, I get the K part.", I smile, actually feeling empathetic... or some shit.

Empathy?! Since when did that enter into your life?!

"But Kenny is really nice. I'm sure he'll find someone. Hell, if I didn't like Kyle, I could've ended up with him. Or with Cartman.", I joke, "But most likely him.".

Mysterion was smiling now, "I can see why Kenny like you, Y/n. You aren't the bitch he thought you were.". "G-d, dammit.", I sigh at the familiar phrase. "But if it means you're happy, I'm sure Kenny would be fine with it.", Mysterion said.

I think I'm catching along.

"Mysterion, are you actually Clyde?", I ask, obviously knowing it's Kenny. "What, no!", Mysterion's voice was normal, and it was Kenny's non-muffled voice. His eyes narrowed before going back to normal, he then cleared his throat, "I mean, maybe I am, maybe I'm not.".

"I'm not an idiot, I know it's you, Kendoll.", I look out the window. "Who is this Kendoll you speak of?", Mysterion asked. I turn to him, giving an 'are you serious' look, "Don't make me un-mask you.".

"You'd have to catch me first.", Mysterion joked. "Game on.", I get say before jumping onto him.

He fell to the floor, me pinning his arms to the ground with my knees.

"I gotcha!", I laugh as I reach for the hood.

"What are you two doing?!", I hear a voice ask, causing me to turn around.

Now it was Stan, except he was in his costume. "Stan, is that you?".

I felt myself get pushed to the floor, causing me to yelp.

"Oh, fuck.", I laugh as the pain hits me.

"Holy fuck, you're strong.", Mysterion said. "I know it's you, Kenneth.", I giggle, "I'm gonna get you!". "Y/n, I think you're manic. Did you take your medicine?", I hear Butter's voice ask.

I turn to the side and see Butters in his costume, along with this other guy with a kite on his back.

Well I know that's Kyle, I can tell by the face.

I stand up, "Ok, I feel uncomfortable. How'd you get into my room so quickly... and quietly.". "We have our ways.", Stan smiled, "I'm Toolshed.". "Ok...", I say.

"My name's Professor Chaos!"... Professor Chaos... yelled, putting his hands on his hips. "You look super gay right now, Professor.", Kyle side-eyes Butters/Choas before looking at me, "Anyways, I'm Human Kite. But you can call me whatever you want, sweetheart.". "And my names Mosquito, but you can call me whatever you want, hottie.", Mosquito winked. "I just said that, Clyde.", Human Kite gave Mosquito/Clyde a death stare. "I'm not that super attractive guy, my name is Mosquito, Kite.", Clyde death stared Kite back.

"Uh-huh...", I nod, "So, um, how are we gonna get Cartman's phone?". "We're going to sneak into his room, our friend Call Girl told us his password.", Mysterion explained. "Ok. Let me grab my things.", I say.

My phone was charging on the side of my bed, so I jumped onto my bed.

I balancing on all fours when I heard a knock on my door.