Who broke it ?

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/The squad is around a table where there's a broken weapon/

Hiro : So... Who broke it ?

Everyone : *Awkward silence*

Hiro : Don't stay like that, I'm not mad ! I just wanna know.

Takotruck : I did it, I didn't see it and it fell-

Hiro : No you don't. Even by accident you wouldn't be able to break it. Anemone ?

Anemone : Don't look at me ! Look at Stephanie...

Stephanie : Huh ! why ? It wasn't me !

Anemone : Well, that's kinda weird. How'd you even know it's broken then ?

Stephanie : Use your fishing eyes man ! It's literally sitting in front of us and it's BROKEN.

Anemone : That's suspicious. YOU'RE suspicious.

Stephanie : No it's not ! I mean, I'm not !

Yarrawl : If it matters, probably not but, Kayoss was the last one seen around it.

Kayoss : What, I didn't touch that thing.

Yarrawl : Oh yeah then why were you carrying it just a little earlier~ ?

Kayoss : Because I'm the one who's providing any weapon we practice with from Sheldon. EVERYBODY knows that Yarrwal.

Takotruck : Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me take it back to Sheldon.

Hiro : No ! Who-broke-IT ?

Stephanie : Hiro. Don't know if you notice but Vero has been really quiet during our conversation~...

Veronika : REALLY !

Stephanie : Yeah really !

Veronika : Holy carp !

Everyone : *fighting with one another*

Hiro : I broke it.

Calamar : Why did you ask them if it was you ?

Hiro : Payback.

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