Lice x reader 🤑

no mom, no friends, all the bitchess

"OK LICE-CHAN, I love you so much🥺" I said. "I love you my little popeye biscuit 😈". JUST THEN, my mommy burst through the door. "Come here sweetie, let me get thoughs lice off your little ol noggin" she said. "NO MOM, I LOVE THEM, UNLIKE YOU, I HATE YOU" y/n replied. My mom's jaw dropped to the deepest pit of hell and she started chasing me like a rapid dog. "GET AWAY FROM ME" y/n said before choking y/ns mother's with the lice treatment bottle. "Oh no. W-w-w-w-What have I done....." "It doesn't matter😈" the lice said to me. "She's now gone, and we can stay😈" "Ok, I'll guess I go get rid of her and go to sleep 🥺"I fed my mom to the lice and went to bed
(TIME SKIP 😈🤑)
I went to school, and people stared at me, probably because the lice were performing the Beyonce half time show on my SCALP. People set in the corner, shaking in their boots because of my large lice army that was currently on my scalp. I went to my 1st class, which was science. I was expecting Mr Williams, but this big OLD BITCH, walked in. "Hello class, I'm Ms. Mia. Mr Williams unfortunately went into cardiac arrest, so I'm your new teacher" she said. I was kinda happy I hated mr Williams. I actually might like this teacher, at least I have hope. But all disappeared whenever she said WE WERE DISSECTING LICE. I started sobbing loudly but then I had an idea. I STARTED DOING THE LICE MATING CALL AND ORDERED ALL THE LICE TO ATTACK HER. She died. Then, her daughter mia khalifa came in and started crying because I just killed her mom. What I didn't know, was she was the chief of the military AND ORDERED THE MILITARY TO ATTACK ME AND KILL ME.
To be continued 🤑