I loony tune run to my house because THE GOVERNMENT IS AFTER ME AND MY LICE. THEY DONT UNDERSTAND MY LIFESTYLE 🥺. I barge into my house and see my dead mom's skeleton draped on the couch dramatically. What a degenerate, she deserved it😈. I lay down on the couch next to my mom's skeleton and took a nap because I ran so fast and I was exhausted 🤑.
(Time skip🤑)
I wake up and watch the news, only to find out I AM WANTED IN EVERY STATE AND COUNTRY 🤯.....
THEN I REALIZED I AM NOT SAFE ON PLANET EARTH, I have to run somewhere far.... And I know a guy that will help me 😈...
I walk intimidatingily like an sigma 🐺😈🤑...maybe even going as far as an omega....🔥
Like this:I hit the one in only, attractive, meaty figure, toned, lean, muscler, voluptuous, thin, curvey, broad, beautiful, large, wide, thick, glorious, gorgeou, seductive, large boobied, sexy, sacked, alluring, luscious locked, dashing, and big gray orbed man up on onlyfans. The one and only................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Gru😈
I asked him to send his minions to me so I can build a spaceship, he was skeptical, but sexy 😈....
The minions came over looking dashing and they began to work building me a rocket ship to get off earth and onto Zootopia, my lice helping too.
(Time skip 🤑)
My minions and lice finished building the rocket skip and we all got in, except for the minion's that belonged to that attractive, meaty figure, toned, lean, muscler, voluptuous, thin, curvey, broad, beautiful, large, wide, thick, glorious, gorgeou, seductive, large boobied, sexy, sacked, alluring, luscious locked, dashing, and big gray orbed man.
(Time skip 🤑)
We flew to Zootopia, but Judy hops arrested us and I cried because they exterminated my bitches.
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Lice x reader 🤑
De TodoLice chan is so attractive and you fall in love (I, @picklewickle92 and @kollin_kegy worked on this)