Offenderman was sitting next to Jeff, looking at a hentai book. Jeff was just scrolling endlessly on his phone.
"Hey Jeff. You know what my first job was?" Offenderman asked.
"No, and I don't think I want to know." Jeff snapped.
"Oh, c'mon, let me tell you." Offenderman said, trying to sound convincing. Jeff sighed, then groaned.
"Fine. What was your first job, you dirty-minded freak?" Jeff grumbled.
"Walmart." Offender replied. Jeff looked at him with eyes full of shock.
"What?" Jeff exclaimed.
"Walmart. I stacked the shelves at Walmart." Offenderman continued. "Wanna know how I got fired?" Jeff shrugged.
"I put condoms underneath a picnic supplies sign." Offenderman stated.
(To be continued.)
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