DAEWON ♔ oc soloist

♔ ♔ ♔ incorrect quotes pt 1

daewon: so, i was just wondering if you would go out with me?
camila: yes.
daewon: you'll come arou- WAIT, DID YOU SAY YES?
camila: um, yes.
daewon: OMG, HOLD ON, BRB.
daewon: *runs away*
camila:
camila: ... so, should i leave, or?
camila:
daewon: *shows back up dragging jay behind him*
daewon: say it again.

daewon: i hate when people ask me to "explain my thought process" as if i know.
daewon: "what's going on inside your head?" nothing i wanna be a part of.

yungblud: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
daewon: seventy-two hours.
yungblud: how do you know?
daewon: there's a clown behind you.

*doorbell rings*
daewon: *opening the door* hello?
exorcist: hello, i'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.
daewon: *frowning* uhm, i didn't call you?
demon: i did.
daewon: *to the demon* fucking traitor.

daewon: go big or go home!
ceo shi: *tears in his eyes* i am begging you, daewon. for once in your life, go home. please. just this once. go home.
daewon: i'm going big.

jay: my life is a little too much panic and not disco.
daewon: my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
jax: my life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
jungkook: my life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

camila: crushes are the worst.
daewon: yeah. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid.
camila: pfffft, you're always acting stupid.
daewon: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard.
camila:

jax: are you high?
daewon: am i what?
demi: high.
jax: hello.

jay: okay, let's be honest... you love me.
daewon: i literally would sell you for a moldy sandwich.
jay: last night you came into my room, charged my phone, fixed my blanket, and kissed my forehead.
daewon: y-you weren't asleep?

camila: *making out with daewon* whoa, your heart is beating really fast.
daewon: oh, sorry... i'm just nervous.
camila: is this your first time?
daewon: *shaking his head* no, i've been nervous before.

jay: we're a team right? ride or die?
daewon: of course, i'd totally ride you.
jay: what?
daewon: what.
camila: *yelling from across the room* he said he'd totally ride you!

demi: you're pretty.
daewon: yeah, pretty depressed.
demi: ...
daewon: ... you were flirting, weren't you?
demi: i was, but now i'm wondering if your okay.

jax: *on the phone with daewon* turn around.
jax: no, the other way.
jax: again, the other way.
jax: okay, one more time.
daewon: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
jax: i'm nowhere near you, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.

daewon: *sliding $10 across the bar* i'll have my usual.
bartender: *gives him a hug*

daewon: hey, do you think i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
ashton: you're a hazard to society.
michael: and a coward, do 20.

daewon: was i really that drunk?
sabrina: the police were called because of how loud you were, and when he asked for your name you pointed at your face and said "google it bitch".

jay: what are you drinking?
daewon: vodka.
jay: what the hell? straight?
daewon: no, gay.
jay: NOT YOU, THE VODKA —

jenna: i have a bad feeling about this.
daewon: what do you mean?
jenna: don't you ever get the voice in your head telling you when an idea is a bad one?
daewon: no.
jenna:
daewon:
jenna: that explains a lot.

daewon: *applying chapstick*
camila: what flavor is that?
daewon: strawberry. it really tastes like it too!
camila: can i try it?
daewon: sure. *hands over chapstick*
camila: *kisses daewon*
camila: holy shit, it does.
daewon: *has stopped functioning*

daewon: i bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'.
amandla: you thought you just did something, didn't you? well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without the first
letter of the english lexicon.
daewon: wot the fuck?

ceo shi: you're on thin ice.
daewon: i'm on the floor.
ceo shi: it's a metaphor.
daewon: it's a carpet.

jay: hey bro, what's up?
daewon: don't call me bro, it's weird.
jay: okay, my lovely honeypie.
daewon: better.

daewon: yeonjun, i wanna give you some advice.
yeonjun: ... right, okay.
daewon: if a door ever says push you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.

camila: i relate to belle because she loves reading books, and loves people for their souls.
daewon: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she'll die.

daewon: i think i pulled a muscle.
jax: *from the background* you can't pull what you don't have.