CH ROLEPLAY

Why are we pinoys like this?

        America: Woooh, it's so hot today, *wipes sweat from forehead*

        Phil: I know right?

         Phil: *bowl mAgIcAlLy pops out of nowhere* Want some hot sinagang?

          Ame: What?

         Phil: Want some or not?

         Ame: Phil, it's like 50° Celsius

         Phil: So you don't want soup?

         Ame: (an error has occurred in his entire body, initiating shutdown)

        Phil: Suit yourself*drinks the soup*

                         In Baguio City                      

             Russia: Wow it's cold here

             Phil: I know, want some ice cream?

              Russia: Sure

               America: *"hiding" in the bushes* What the-

              Singapore: *sees him* yeah I know it's odd, but you get used to it after some time

               America: *stands up* Wha-

               Singapore: Yeah, I asked 'em about it, and he said quote, "eating cold stuff in cold weather keeps it from getting warm and tasteless, and hot stuff on hot days keep it from cooling down."

              America: What kind of demented sense of-

               Countrydragon50s: *yeets him in the river* NO ONE STEALS MY CATCHPHRASE!!!

               Martial: Want a gun?

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For those of you who don't know, Baguio City in the Philippines is known to be really cold, people there wear thick ass jackets.

Also, in case you were wondering, my catchphrase is "What kind of demented sense of logic...." And America almost stole it....