[INTRO]
[TEXT SHOWS: "JADED: S1 EPISODE 2: CROWD"]
INT: HOBOKON PRISON CENTER
Mr Moneybags: I can't believe they busted me!
Inmate: So be it crybaby. I got locked up here for something I didn't even do.
Mr Moneybags: Don't be talking smack to General Bags!
Inmate 2: Real cute you call yourself that.
[CUT: HOBOKEN MUSIC CENTER, 8:45 PM]
Annoucer: AND HERE WE HAVE! PETCHEM, the arabian prince, with his hit song "PETROCHEMICAL THOUGHTS". [faint middle eastern song plays]
Terro: I cant wait! I love petchem!
Policeman 1: (talking to policeman 2) Hey that guys looks a little, arabian, a little suspicous.
Policeman 2: Yeah, he looks a like a bomber.
Policeman 1: The hell he does!
Policeman 2: And why is he wearing a ski-mask? Why is he so excited, to please allah?
[Both laugh]
Ticket Giver: Hey hey! I'm not armed sir [puts his hands up]
Terro Is: Neither am i, brother
Ticket Giver: [on the radio], we got a robbery
Policeman 1: Wonder what that call is?
[they go to the scene]
Policeman 2: Knew it bro.
Policeman 1: HANDS UP! WE DONT LIKE YOU LIBYIANS HERE! [points shotgun]
Terro Is: Hey hey, im not here to harm. I am not libyan brother i am from saudi arabia.
Policeman 1: Saudi arabia, kuwait, libya, clicks and whistles. All terroists in my book. [Points shotgun] Hands up!
Terro Is: [hands up] You have the wrong guy.
Policeman 2: Then what is this. [grabs black chapstick from his coat]
Terro Is: Sir that is my chapstick.
Policeman 2: [sets it on fire on its fuse, and it explodes]
Terro Is: Sir its not me!
Policeman 1: Tell that to them in court.
[MR MONEYS MANSION]
Terro Is: I cant believe it.
Mr Money: Whats up terro is, are you okay?
Terro Is: No. I have to go to court on terroism charges.
Mr Money: Did you set off a bomb?
Terro Is: no?
Mr Money: Why'd you get busted then?
Terro Is: They profilled me!
