This is gonna be goofy and poorly written 😭😭😭Warning;
-Gays.———
"Did we really need to bake a cake for pride month..?" Molten asked, staring at the giant cake. "Of course!" The man responded immediately, vibrating for some unknown reason-
Freddy simply sighed, "Bryan just wants to eat the cake." I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be insult but Bryan only shrugged his shoulders. "The cake would've been so much better with pickles..." Lefty solemnly said, holding his pickle jar close. "Jesus Christ you all are idiots..." Baby sighed, covering her eyes at the scene.
The business owner grabbed a spoon and jammed it into the cake, taking out a big scoop. Mischievously, Bryan turned the spoon towards Molten. "Open up!" Bryan shoved the spoon in Molten's face. "Ew no, get away from me." Molten backed away, obviously disgusted. "Wtf is wrong with you, you little shit" idk why bro is being so mean tbh :((
"I think we established everything is wrong with him." Pat then stated. "Wait when the fuck did you get here?!" Bryan immediately dropped the spoon and decided to be mean.
Then the gayest knife battle ensued between Pat and Bryan.
Happy pride month.
The end.
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Ngl, I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to be 😭😭😭😭
Sometimes later I may make this into a serious chapter but not rn.........................................
I post a cannibalism chapter about Bryan and then immediately post something cringy 😭😭😭
Dw, I have other chapters almost done-
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