Helluva Boss

Slut And The Gang

Riding in the company van with Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona you were listening to some  music that Blitzø had apparently liked but didn't know a single word of. You were really annoyed and you were about to tell Blitzø to shut the fuck up, but suddenly the van jerked forward.

"Do you not know how to drive!" You yelled, irritated.

"I do, but this bitch who apparently "sucks4life" stole our FUCKING parking spot," Blitzø raised his voice annoyed.

Blitzø grabs his megaphone, "Listen here you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to het you tits out of my parking spot!"

The driver door opens and a succubus with tall high heals walks out. Blitzø drops his megaphone, "Oh shit! Verosika!"

The pink succubus pops some bubble  gum, she had yellow sclera and pink irises, long pink hair flowed down behind her, she had pink curved horns with black tips and a single black star on each horn, a pink tail flicks out from behind her which had a heart shaped tip with black at the very edge, she wore a white fur coat, a black and white patterned dress with a white X on her right boob and a white O on her left and there was a large black star where the dress reached her stomach, and black ruffled stockings came up to her thighs. In short, she looked like a whore, a good looking whore though mind you.

"Blitzooh~,"Verosika drawled.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because the nearest ocean is..." Blitzø falls from the van, "...THREE RINGS DOWN!"

Verosika smirks, "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts."

Blitzø puts on a huge shit-eating grin, "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups," She takes a swig from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. And not gonna lie it kinda looked sexy as Hell. "So, your sister says, "hi"."

Blitzø marched towards Verosika and they started arguing about the parking space. You decided sitting in the van was boring so, you were gonna join the action. You hopped out of the van and walked closer to the imp and succubus.

"Who's that, Blitzo? One of your little lapdogs?" Verosika asked, as she looked you up and down.

"What, does that have to do with anything, this is about you, me, and my parking space, you hoebag!" Blitzø yelled annoyed.

"I was just sayin' that I should commend you for actually having one thing in your life that isn't as ugly as a deformed mutt with rabies," She smiled sweetly at Blitzø. You blushed a little bit at the compliment, you got used to people saying odd compliments that actually meant something good so you could tell she was talking about you in a good way.

...

A few minutes later of bickering.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." Blitzø pauses.

A HUGE Hellhound comes out of Verosika's car and growls at Blitzø, "Or you'll what?"

Blitzø stammers, "Or I'll...Uh...Uh, I-I'll call HR!"

The four of you burst out laughing.

...

Loona kicks open the door of the van, "You know Verosika Mayday!?"

"Who the fuck? Wait... Was that hot chick famous!?" You question.

"Yes! Of course she's famous!" Lonna answers.