Helluva Boss

Finding Octavia

You were watching the scene in front of you unfold with interest. To sum up what was happening, basically Blitzø commented on Loona's behavior and that set her off, now she's on a rampage throwing stuff at Blitzø and growling.

"Loona, honey, wait just a- shit!" Blitzø tried to calm Loona down. Blitzø runs backwards as Loona runs forward. "Loonie, please we can talk-," Loona throws the empty water dispenser at Blitzø and it hits him in the face. "FUCK! Uh, I mean, wow! Good throw, honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!" Loona pounces on Blitzø and tackles him.

You clap, "Yeah! Go Loona!" Blitzø shoots you a glare as he tries to get Loona off.

Loona grabs a picture off the wall and begins to beat Blitzø with it. You watch as Millie walks past and onto the couch across from you where Moxxie was sitting. They both drink coffee together from their matching mugs.

"What's this all about, honey?" Millie asks.

"Ah, oh! Blitzø finally talked to her about her attitude with clients," Moxxie answers.

"I am so glad he did, too. This," You motion your hand to where Loona is violently hitting Blitzø, "Is fantastic!"

Blitzø grabs the couch Moxxie and Millie are sitting on and pulls it forwards, then he hides behind it. Loona growls. "I just think some small tweaks might help you be more of a uh, people person, you know?" Blitzø says to his daughter.

"I am a people person!" Loona growls and grabs Blitzø by his collar and pulls him close, "If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?"

"Okay, well maybe I- Maybe I might."

"What?" Loona questions, shocked.

Blitzø looks at Moxxie who gives him a thumbs up, and then Blitzø turns back to his daughter, "Maybe I will, little missy! Yeah, that's right it's tough love time. So, now you can... go... to your desk!"

Loona growls and drops Blitzø before she heads back to her desk.

"Sir, if I may say so; you're doing the right thing. If we can't even hire a cheerful qualified receptionist, how can people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies for them? It's good for business," Moxxie tells Blitzø.

"I kinda thought it was funny," You shrug.

Blitzø glares at you, "Oh, yeah? How'd you feel if you were me in that situation? I'm sure it wouldn't be funny then, would it?"

"Guess not, but it wasn't me in that situation, was it? So it's still funny."

Blitzø growls, "Whatever."

"Um, sir?" Moxxie butts in.

That's when you notice the light coming from Blitzø's office. "The fuck?" Blitzø stares at the light show coming from his room.

The four of you rush to see what's going on. Octavia leaves through the portal, as soon as the four of you get to the office.

"Looona!" Blitzø raises his voice.

"Oh, yeah. You have a visitor," Loona replies, nonchalantly.

Blitzø begins to panic, "Shit, shit, shit, shit!" He grabs Moxxie, "What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!"

"Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand-," Blitzø pushes Moxxie away.

"Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie."

"Sir, I don't think we really have a choice."

"Yeah... It's either you tell him now, or you don't tell him, which will make him even more pissed off when he eventually finds out," You agree with Moxxie.

"So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like. 'Hey, Stolas'-."

...

Blitzø talks to Stolas over the phone, "So, your daughter came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the fuck knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeeeee!" Blitzø hangs up, puts the phone down and backs away from it. "Oh, that actually went better than I thought."

Suddenly the door blows up and Stolas stands inside in his full demon form, "BLITZØ!"

"Holy shit!" You yell.

...

Once the four of you calmed Stolas down(ish), he began to pace in front of the four of you, "How could this happen?! You just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?!" Stolas clutches his hat worriedly, "Why would she do this? How are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?"

Loona sniffs the air, "Well, it reeks of urine and desperation so..." She sniffs again, "Ugh... L.A." Everyone looks at Loona in surprise, "What?"

Stolas opens a portal and the now six of you pass through it into L.A.

"Alright, Loona, let's make this quick. In and out before anyone notices us here," Blitzø says as gunfire and screaming fill the air. "Oh. This doesn't look much different from Hell," Blitzø brushes himself off, "Alright, now let's get to work. Loonie, sniff!"

Loona removes an empty can from her hair, "How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?"

"Can't you eve do one thing right?" Moxxie asks Loona.

"Can't you finally do something about how fat you are?" Loona responds, smugly.

"I'm not-," Moxxie begins to disagree.

You interrupt, "Oooooh! Burn!"

"You know, it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then," Blitzø says, smugly.

"What? But, I'm not fat!" Moxxie exclaims.

Blitzø ignores him and jumps on a dumpster and tapes a picture to the open lid. On the picture there's a drawing of I.M.P. With Loona in her human disguise plus Stolas. "Now, first things first we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way," He points at his drawing, "We're gonna need disguises."

Loona and Stolas both transform into their human forms. Stolas' hair is a light brown with a streak in the middle that is even lighter, his eyes are red and he as on black mascara. You and Millie clap in amazement while Moxxie looks unimpressed. Blitzø's eyes widen and he blushes at Stolas's human disguise. You look at Blitzø wiggling your eyebrows, and he flips you off.

"No chance you can conjure us a couple of those, can ya?" Blitzø asks Stolas.

"Sadly, no. I'm afraid without my grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world," Stolas responds.

"What, you can't memorize your fucking spells?"

"Oh, your memory's so great?" Stolas gestures to Moxxie, "What's his phone number?"

"Fuck you."

"Exactly," Stolas says, smugly.

The groups walks out of the alleyway, prepared to search for Octavia.