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perfect beginning

It was a chilly winter day. Almost as chilly as Mitchell's soul. It was so freakin cold that people walked by were like "wtf is wrong with his soul" The only thing that could warm Mitchell's soul was his friend Nicks mixtape which was hella fire. It was so fire in fact, that all the pimps in the crib were like "Damn son that's a hella fire mixtape" and you can always trust the pimps in the crib. Mitchell was also super gay. Almost as gay as Elton John making out with Richard Simmons on a rainbow, but not that gay. He was always mackin on some poor scrub named Danny who wasn't even that hot but okay. Danny was also super gay and was super into Mitchell. And to specify exactly how hella gay Danny was for Mitchell, you may compare it to superwholocks and being an asshole. (But srsly tho I actually like dw and supernatural) Danny was always hunting for Mitchell's d. It was actually pretty sad because Mitchell's genitalia was very small and pathetic. The pimps would give it a 2 on the penis scale. This was on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is microscopic and 10 was run before it kills us all. Danny also had a small dick. Just not AS small.some would compare it to one of those mini crayola markers. Despite Danny's latent feelings foe Mitchell, he was being a shady son of a bitch and hiding his love. It was actually kind of creepy. On that chilly day, Mitchell was attempting to get his senpai to notice him or bone him. Mitchell would have been fine with whatever. As any story would go, Danny noticed Mitchell being a perv and acknowledged his existence. They decided to actually go on a date. Then their friendship would blossom into a really obsessive and creepy, yet kind of cute love. Writing this, for me, is a hardship. I will convey their thrilling story of love. Their harrowing journey will play out on your phone or something. It will play on like a beautiful symphony that ends with the woodwinds shitting themselves, the drummers screaming, the orchestra sobbing violently and the conductor on fire. Despite all this chaos and disarray, their relationship will go on, spreading peace but mostly headaches.