"Dan?"
"Yes phil?"
"Well, you know how I'm always here for you when you need help and you're here for me when I need help?"
"...Where are you going with this phil?!"
"Well I'm want to break up...with Chloe because I-I think I m-may be gay?..."
"And? Just do it why did you feel the need to tell me that?"
"Well it's just, I know all the girlfriends you've ever had have broken up with you and you haven't broken up with anyone ever but still! How do I do it?"
"..."
"What?"
"I've never broken up with anyone eh?"
"Well no..."
"..."
"Dan?"
"..."
"Dan please help me!"
"No I am deeply offended how dare you "I've broken up with plenty of girls!"
"Sure you have, but come on then help me if you have so much experience!"
"I do have experience thank you!"
"Great, who?"
"..."
"1 girl that you've broken up with! Go on I'm only asking for 1"
"...There are to many to choose from..."
"Well name as many as you can then"
"...well there is always...GEORG-"
"Your imaginary girlfriends from when you were 12 don't count dan!"
"...what was it you needed help with?"
"WAIT YOU'RE GAY?!?!"
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