Inside the I.M.P. Building, we see Loona at a desk, who seemed to be rehearsing something while keeping checking on the grimoire.
"Hey...you wanna go out later? No no, that's too simple..." Loona said to herself, about to ask a specific someone to hang out.
"...Ugh, why the fuck is it hard to confess my feeling-OH SHIT!" Suddenly, Loona's trance was interrupted once she realizes that the grimoire was glowing, signaling the four are arriving.
A portal opens with a tree and a decapitated head of a lumberjack landing inside the building. Moxxie pops out the tree, with a sinister smile while holding a chainsaw.
"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitza arrives inside the building, with a concerned Y/N who also popped out the tree.
"Thank goodness that's over, I have something to do later..." Y/N said to himself.
Millie crawls on the floor like a crab as she arrives in the building, yelling out loud.
"AAAAH! I'm still so jazzed up!" Millie exclaimed, laughing out loud as she goes across the room to meet up with the team.
"Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?" Moxxie points finger guns at her.
"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street." Blitza also points finger guns.
"Actually, ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!" Moxxie replie as she steps down the tree, making her wife's eyes sparkle.
"Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!" Millie was shocked by how Moxxie managed to get a reservation.
"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while, and I couldn't have done it without Y/N's help with getting the seats for us." Moxxie says, not wanting to remove Y/N after what he did back at the Harvest Festival.
"Ah, it was just a simple gift after all." Y/N replied, making him grin. Suddenly, Millie would rush the priest with a tight hug.
"Thanks, Y/N! And how could I forget my Moxxie!" Millie exclaimed, letting go from the hug so she could make out with her wife.
"Ugh, can you two not?" Blitza groaned, rolling her eyes when seeing the two lovers.
"I'm sorry, ma'am. Maybe another time?" Moxxie asked, her wife still clinging onto her.
"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitza wanted to include herself into the group.
"Uh, no. The reservation is for us." Moxxie explained.
"Uh huh!" Blitza nodded.
"Just us." Moxxie tried to be specific.
"Mhm!" Blitza still didn't care.
"And you can't bring Y/N, because he already has a reservation with his lover." Moxxie said.
"Alright—wait what?" Blitza paused for a second.
"He has a what now?" Loona also stopped to realize what Moxxie just said.
"Without you there. Explicitly without you there." Moxxie would finish the explanation.
"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!" Blitza was unphased, even giving the two a tight hug before she whistled her way out the door.
When Blitza left, Moxxie was growling behind her boss's back, getting ticked off by intrusion of her.
"Relax, sweetie, don't let her get to you today. Let's just go home and...clean this blood off~" Millie purred seductively, running her finger down Moxxie's chest.
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The Saint
Humor(Genderbent Helluva Boss Harem x Priest Male Reader) "For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." -Jeremiah 29:11 Many of the holy lord was chosen to explore the depths of hell...