(So the last extra didn't seem to go well with the lack of views it received...yikes.)
(Luckily, I don't mind that! I just want some reviews on how it can be improved, and enjoy this extra!)
(This takes place after Chapter 3!)
(P.S. Some of the demons were based off some commenters here!)
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Dazed Bar
Couple days went by after the job that I.M.P. Was tasked to do, as we see Y/N walking towards the bar. He now stops and spots a familiar tail, which retracts and hides behind the dumpster near the alley.
He shrugged it off, now heading inside the bar. Right behind that dumpster was Blitza strangling Moxxie, while Millie was trying to get Blitza off her wife.
"God damn it, you almost gave us away you little-!"
Blitza's scolding would stop, revealing that Millie was now pointing to a nearby window, where they could watch Y/N inside the bar.
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"Greetings, Saint." Ties says, now seeing him walk inside the bar. Some of the members in the bar would greet the priest also.
"Hello, Ties." Y/N replied to the bartender, placing his tools onto the counter. Ties would usually keep the Bible and his other stuff near him to keep it safe during Y/N's fights, despite his beliefs.
"Out for another drink?" He asked Y/N, only for the priest to shake his head.
"No...But I do have one thing I need help with." Y/N replied, catching the attention of the whole bar.
"...So I have a date..." Before Y/N could finish his sentence, the bar erupted in celebration. Demons now cheering for the priest, raising their drinks up into the air for him.
"THE SAINT IS ABOUT TO GET IT DOWN!"
"HE ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIBLE!"
"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!"
"I wanted to fuck that twink, man..."
Many words spewed out from the celebration, like their favorite sports team won the championship.
"Silence, everyone." Ties raises his finger, making the entirety of the bar quiet.
"Now, do you think we're going to help you with your "date" of yours?" Said Ties, making Y/N a bit nervous on what'll happen.
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Timeskip...
We now see the bar becoming into a makeshift meeting room, where they were currently discussing in a orderly manner, while dressed up in suits.
"Alright everyone, any ideas on how Saint could date the woman?" Ties walks up in front of a whiteboard, bringing the priest right near him.
"I think this is a little bit too far-"
"We learn all about her?" Pierce interrupted Y/N, making Ties write that idea onto the board.
"Alright, what is her occupation?" Ties looked at a baffled Y/N.
"...Do we really have to do this?" Y/N questioned his tactics.
"It is needed for the best outcome." Ties replied, leaving Y/N no choice.
"...She is a teacher." Y/N sighed, with some people raising their hands up with their ideas they have.
"Space, what's your idea?" Ties pointed at one of the demons, who was raising his hand.
"Pickup lines that are related to that!" Space shouted, the demons around the bar agreed with him.
"Of course, but you got any lines?" Ties asked, one of the demons shouted:
"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you like crazy!" The demon who will be known as "Hock" shouted.
That line made the whole bar groan, booing at his idea. Meanwhile, Y/N was now facepalming himself after hearing his idea.
"Sorry Hock, but that makes Y/N seem like a stalker...are you one?" Ties quietly asked the priest, only for his response was a simple head shake, looking down in embarrassment.
"I got one! "Can I A, B, "C" you later?" A demon known as "Jester" said, the bar having some agreements with his idea.
"Not bad..." Y/N said to the demon.
"Yeah, but when I said that, she said "Go D, E, "F" off!" Jester looked down, some members comforting him.
"...My apologies." Y/N awkwardly say, as someone starts to sob at a nearby corner, feeling the heartbreak of Jester.
"Can you teach me how to dial your number?" A demon said, others would like the idea.
"That wasn't for the teacher, it was for the Saint." The demon honestly says, only for the whole bar to stare at him.
"...I'm good, I'm attracted to women." Y/N says, sadly that demon didn't take that no for an answer.
"...Not anymore, c'mere twink!" The demon immediately tried to rush Y/N, only to get held back by others.
Arguments start to form, eventually turning it into an all out brawl with a bunch of demons. Meanwhile, Y/N and Ties were currently looking at the madness with dissapointment.
"...What have I gotten myself into this time..." Y/N shook his head.
"Perfect time for the lessons I gave you, get in the middle of the room." Ties said to him.
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Meanwhile...
"What'd ya see, Blitz?" Millie asked her boss. Currently, Moxxie was currently carrying Blitza, who was seeing all that action.
"Not that much, just a bunch of drunkards duking it out like Black Friday..." Blitza says, as we still see Moxxie struggling keeping her balanced.
"You're...too heavy, ma'am!" Moxxie groaned, still having trouble with Blitza.
"Pfft, Y/N never said that!" Blitza chuckled, as she now sees Y/N inside the bar, who was currently dodging a lot of projectiles and attacks of demons.
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Inside Ties was currently helping him...by giving moral support.
"Work that footwork, it'll help you get the perfect rhythm." Ties said, as the priest was dodging the most of the projectiles that was being thrown all around the bar.
Y/N's rhythm was almost interrupted by two demons bringing their brawl near him, swinging their fists. Luckily, he managed to counter them by simply redirecting their attacks, making them hit other projectiles flying towards them.
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"Damn...I love him." Blitza said, still watching the chaos that happening inside.
"Same." Both Moxxie and Millie said, making them stare at each other in awkwardness.
Before either of them could say anything, Blitza was soon jumpscared by a demon landing onto a window they were currently watching at.
"MOTHER-!" Blitza now made Moxxie lose their balance, causing the two to collapse on each other.
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New Style: "Swift."
(Thats another Extra finished, one more to go so we can head to the main story! Now, I'm going to move this later, since I feel like the reason of the lack of views the last Extra had was because it was moved somewhere else.)
(Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this, and I'll see you soon!)
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Humor(Genderbent Helluva Boss Harem x Priest Male Reader) "For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." -Jeremiah 29:11 Many of the holy lord was chosen to explore the depths of hell...
