Janus. I Will Aim Your Dick.

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A/n: I've been wanting to do one of these but as you guys probably know, i'm not very creative

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A/n: I've been wanting to do one of these but as you guys probably know, i'm not very creative. I can build off of these ideas, but I can't come up with them😭😭

Thank you so much for the prompt bellareadsthings 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Janus yelled out a curse as he got out of bed, calling from his bedroom for everybody to get up and get dressed. Of course he had been the one in charge of setting the alarm, and of course he had forgotten to set the alarm.

He heard several loud crashes, followed by frantic yells.

Janus pulled on his pants and threw on a t-shirt. They had to make the mark of they were going to get a room at the hotel.

He ran into the kitchen to see everybody shoveling down what they could for breakfast, "Guys, I am so sorry" he said, "I honestly forgot to set it before bed last night."

"It's okay, Jan!" Patton chirped, "it's not your fault we made you stay up so late! We basically put it on you last minute, and if we leave in the next ten minutes, we can still make it on time! It's only two hours away."

Janus was thankful for Patton's attitude, but he knew that not everybody in the group shared the same sentiment as him.

"I didn't even get to fix my beautiful hair!" Roman cried.

"Roman. We're going to a hotel" Virgil said carefully, trying not to snap. It was way too early for Roman to have so much energy, "I need a coffee" he groaned.

"Nope!" Patton said, "coffee isn't a permanent fix, it's gonna give you a sugar crash. You just gotta wake yourself up!"

"Not happening" Virgil grumbled, "totally sleeping in the car. Don't bother waking me up when we get there, leave me to suffer."

"And you call Roman dramatic" Logan sighed.

"My dramatic is tolerable, at least, because i'm not screaming at the ungodly hours of six in the morning" Virgil pointed out.

Roman scoffed in offense, glaring at Virgil, "at least i'm not all doomy and gloomy and sad all the time!"

"I've had a seven year streak of constant depression, I worked hard for this doom and gloom" Virgil said dryly.

"You don't have depression, i've seen you smile before" Patton said.

"What—Patton that's not how that works!" Logan cried.

"I've never seen him smile!" Roman protested.

"Well, I've never heard you say anything funny" Virgil shrugged.

"Sick burn" Logan said while Remus cackled in the background. He read off of his vocab card and narrowed his eyes, before muttering, "how can a burn be sick?"

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