Sorry, wrong number (VVD) [ON HIATUS]

FOUR

the three amigos

jona🌺
hey to you too?
this is ominous

trent
ohhh
we just finished eating the greatest pastry we had all year
plus we are bored

jona🌺
you are with each other?

virgil
yeah
so how has it been after we left you hanging

jona🌺
i was talking with roberto and robbo
we were talking about their situation and they wanted to know my opinion

trent
what exactly happened

virgil
bobby was frustrating robbo
robbo playfully kicked bobby
bobby got mad
bobby pushed robbo
robbo pushed bobby
they were arguing
I had to break it up without making it obvious i was enjoying the arguing

trent
a little kiddy fight between them too
i can imagine that happening

jona🌺
is this a reason why roberto is moving?

trent
no
he was planning on moving awhile ago

jona🌺
noted
i also talked with the jordan guy and harvey
they were cool

virgil
you're fitting in well🥳

jona🌺
yeah, you all are cool
ALSO
my friend told me that her friends loved my cake

trent
loved like a drug

jona🌺
...
yeah
how did you know???

virgil
it must've been a lucky guess
we had a pastry and it felt like it was a drug because of how good it was

jona🌺
nah
you are suspicious
that was toooooooo spot on from what she said

trent
lucky guess.........

jona🌺
nunca
there's no way
my icebreaker
do you know a Wanda?
do you work with a Wanda?
DO YOU KNOW MY FUCKING FATHER??????

virgil
love calm down
and no
I can assure you we don't know a Wanda or your father

jona🌺
no
I wont
Trent
She said "oh they loved it. Loved like a drug."
are you lying

trent
I have to go

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"Way to make it obvious." Virgil pinched Trent's arm and Trent winced at the action.

"How was I supposed to know? Wanda and I are the same fucking person." Trent threw his arms in defense.

Both boys look at one another, then their staring contest was interrupted by Virgil's phone ringing.

"How much girls are you going to go through, huh? This Alana does not want to have something with you." Trent took Virgil's phone and declined the call.

"Fucking cockblocker. We are dating, and it's over a year now, and what's your problem."

"The problem is blondes. They use you."