Sorry, wrong number (VVD) [ON HIATUS]

TWO

"You are the most dumbest person to ever exist on this planet." Jordan shook his head in disappointment and started to eat a cookie.

"I only knew something was fishy when they wrote 'no mames'. You clearly won't have any idea what that means." Alisson said and took a piece of his cookie.

"HEY, that was my cookie."

"There's more." And Ali walked off to get him some food.

"At least add us to the groupchat." Thiago said and pointed at himself and everyone else that's not in it.

"Fine, fine, I'll do it." Trent then pulled out his phone and added the missing people to the chat.

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scouse central team
taa added alcantara, jota, ibou, capiTAN and cody

cody
now how did this happen?

taa
willkommen to the groupchat

cody
im just going walk away and sleep

taa
Auf Wiedersehen!

jota
he got that straight from google translate

ibou
do better trent

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Jona wanted to bang her head against the wall, again.

What the fuck just happen

"Hey Jona!" Jona jumped at the sound of her co worker. "Boss said we can leave early. She also saw you distressed about something."

"Oh, okay Wanda. Uhh, cómo se dice, cansada?" She asked the girl standing in front of her.

"It's tired in English. And it's quite amazing how you always forget that word. Also your English is muy bueno when you text." Wanda helped her friend up from the floor and both laughed. Wanda wiped some flour off of Jona's face and took a good look at the storage room that they were in.

"It is only better on text because I'm used to texting my dad and brother in inglés, I meant English." JJ blushed of embarrassment.

"Love, you are fine, also tell me what made you so stressed." Both girls are now making their way to their apartment which is just across the street from the bakery they both work at.

"Oh, some group of guys, or, I don't even know, added me to a groupchat. It was kind of weird. They thought I was some Jordan guy, and their names were weird. They were nicknames of course, but still it was weird."

"What was the chat name." Wanda laughed knowing JJ is no good with socializing, even through text.

"Scouse central team."

"A bunch of scousers eh, oh Liverpool." Both girls now entered the apartment and Jona happily sunk into the couch they bought a week ago. "I say you mess with them."

"Perdón?" Jona asked confusingly. "I am no good of, uhh, what is the word, communicating with people. Especially people I barely understand."

"Scouse people are the worst ones, but hey, this will be a learning experience for you. Also, since it's just a bunch of men, or boys, or whatever, you will get a taste what the males are like in the U.K."