Probably gonna short again, I'm running out of ideas😭😭
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Muzan:Muzan (💀)
Kokushibo:Need6EyesToSee
Douma:spoiledEggYolkHead
Akaza:ForbiddenBasketBall
Nakime:MikeWazowski
Hantengu: 👹 RAH
Gyokko:fish lips
Kaigaku:child
Daki:slayest one here
Gyutaro: ⌛️
————————————————————————————Muzan: Kaigaku, can you PLEASE do the laundry. Im tired of fucking repeating this.
Child: EVERYONES TELLING ME HOW MY STORY'S SUPPOSED TO GO. NAH IMA DO MY OWN THING
fish lips: YOU GO GIRLY😛😛
Muzan: You both are fatherless
Child: 😟
Fish lips: 😲
⌛️: NOW HOLDON
slayest one here: ok but that movie was so good
⌛️: what movie??
slayest one here: SPIDERMAN ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE DUH
spoiledEggYolkHead: true that!
spoiledEggYolkHead: akaza-Dono I see you typing, I already know you're gonna tell me to shut the fuck up🤗.
ForbiddenBasketBall: nuh uh
spoiledEggYolkHead: No?? Why the change??
ForbiddenBasketBall: KILL URSELF
spoiledEggYolkHead: akaza...
ForbiddenBasketBall: NO
child:
Muzan: see I told you, you're fatherless AND motherless.
child: tbh I thought you adopted all of us
Muzan: what.
slayest one here: WAIT DID YOU NOT MUZAN??!?1
MikeWazowski: dad can you buy me this iPhone case I want another one
Muzan: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO.
MikeWazowski: you Michael Jackson
⌛️: wait not ALL of us kaigayku
child: first I'm not fucking gay Billie eilish reversed haired, second wdym
⌛️: @Need6EyesToSee
Need6EyesToSee: ???
child: OHHHH MUZANS DADDY TO HIM OK
Muzan: WHAT.
Need6EyesToSee: Oh
👹 RAH: I'm gonna die next weeks final episode
ForbiddenBasketBall: L loser lol trash kid get better ratio didnt ask cringe
👹 RAH: 😭😭😭
Slayest one here: anyway, guys Miguel kinda...
MikeWazowski: from the movie??
Slayest one here: YES!!
SpoiledEggYolkHead: You're not wrong daki...
Slayest one here:
SpoiledEggYolkHead: when he came on screen so did I
Muzan: ???
child: OH💀
⌛️: I'm tired of these gays
fish lips: omg girly 😛😍🥰
Need6EyesToSee: akaza's been real quiet ever since you said that, douma.
ForbiddenBasketBall: I'm walking my phone bruh what do you want
ForbiddenBasketBall: that reminds me, dad you forgot to pay for my phones bill @Muzan
Muzan: IM NOT YOUR GUYS FUCKING DAD.
⌛️: you're not but douma is my sisters and I's dad🤯
Muzan: crazy how you both have a dad when you were fatherless
spoiledEggYolkHead: DONT YOU DARE SPEAK TO MY KIDS LIKE THAT
Muzan: you're not the father
spoiledEggYolkHead: WHAT
slayest one here: bro who pissed in muzans cereal today😭😭
Muzan: the hell??
MikeWazowski: agreed, muzan why are you coming after everyone??
Muzan: I'm feeling silly
ForbiddenBasketBall: 💀💀
Need6EyesToSee: Muzan, eat something.
Muzan: I'm not hungry.
Need6EyesToSee: We'll see about that.
Muzan: I SAID IM NOT FUCKING HUNGRY.
child: so gay💀
⌛️: kaiGAYku
child: LETS SQUARE UP OUTSIDE LETS GO
⌛️: I'm obviously gonna win
*30 mins later*
ForbiddenBasketBall: that was crazy bruh I recorded the whole thing
(I ran out of ideas my bad gang ILL SEE YOU GUYS IN 20 YEARS BYEEE)
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HumorGUESS WHO'S BACK BRO Had to make a pt2 book since I got a new phone and new acc so like.... If u wanna see pt1 of it go on OfficialMuzanhehe (or just go check my following it's there) Don't expect me to post everyday because I lose motivation very...