Wrong number!

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A/N: For these chaps, both don't know each other so I will use ??? for them but it will be obvious who is who in a short while.

Private Chat

???: HEY!

???: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

???: You should be here a long long time!

???: I got blood all over me because of you now get your lazy ass over NOW! Before you are a head smaller!

???: Are you injured? Send me your location.

???: No, I am not injured! Who do you take me for?

???: Then who's blood is it?

???: Who's blood?

???: Are you fucking stupid?

???: Look you got the wrong number!

???: Stop kidding and help me get rid of the bodies!

???: Alright who the fuck are you?

???: ...

???: DAMN IT! I really got the wrong number!

???: Yes and you are in big troubles!

???: Sure sure! The police can do shit about me anyways.

???: Who are you?

???: The name is Deku. Try report me and you are next.

???: Deku as in that one guy that even Stain is afraid of?

Deku: How do you know that? The public shouldn't know that.

Deku: Wait, who are you?

???: I am not dealing with this shit.

Deku: Well you already text back so who the fuck are you or do I need to locate you. Oh but if I have to do that, I will make sure that I am the last one you will ever meet.

???: Feel free to try. I will send you to jail personally.

Deku: So you are either a high ranking offical, police officer, a detective or a hero.

???: Consider yourself in trouble.

Deku: I always am! That's nothing new Mr.Holmes.

Deku: Also the next time we meet, it will be over.

Deku: You got warned. If you report me, that will be your choice and your end!


Deku's POV:

Shit!

Can't believe I got the wrong number!

Well better delete this number and then get to work!

These damn bodies won't clean themselves off this property!

With that, I deleted the number and made sure to safe hopefully the right number this time before continuing to wrap up my business for today. I was quite busy after all and I still had an important randevu with a villain group since they are pestering me for days. It's time to show them who they are trying to mess with after all.

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