faxyiffer:Doez anyone know why the fuck theres a dead rat on the office table??
stupidvirgin:Ronaldo put it there. He zaid there waznt any more zpace in the kitchen for it
faxyiffer:why the heck are you in here?? I thought evryone hated you.
stupidvirgin:I'm probably only in here becauze jimbo forced Dave to put me in here or he'd zpray him in the eyez with the window cleaner
Big🍆Davey!!:NUHUH!! i was just bored and i want to bully ya thats why😋😋
---------4:53am----------
old fuck:Guys i lost dee.
Mrs.Kennedy:well how did you do that!!
1mMarriedandurnot!!:Agreed how the hell did you lose dee you idiot!!!!!!
old fuck:Idfk!? She was beside me a second ago now she's gone!!
1mMarriedandurnot!!:god damnit Jack i knew i shouldnt have let you watch her!!
Big🍆Davey:howdy ppl!! What r we chattin bout!
Mrs.Kennedy:Jack lost dee for the 3rd time this week, do you know where she is dave?
Big🍆Davey:ouh yah She'z with me💥
𝐌𝐫𝐬.𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲:𝐡𝐦?- 𝐖𝐡𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮??
𝐁𝐢𝐠🍆𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐲:𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 :𝐃
𝐁𝐢𝐠🍆𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐲:𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞!!!
𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤:.....𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞
Mrs.Kennedy:......
1mMarriedandurnot!!:Oh jack you really shouldn't have said that!
old fuck:why wtf is gonna happen you me
Mrs.Kennedy:oh you'll see.
old fuck:good fuck im scared.
