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13 // Trouble

"One but or two?" Jeno read from the comments.

"I'm sick of this, ask Y/N." Haechan groaned. "It's obviously two."

"Y/N!" Six voices chorused. They heard a shrill 'WHAT?'. "COME DOWN HERE!"

A very disgruntled looking Y/N appeared with Daegal trailing along.

"What do you want?"

"Is it one butt or two?"

"It's one. The butt muscle ks called the gluteus right? And they've never said we have two gluteus. Since it's one gluteus, it's one butt, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I wish you would study harder, Oppa."

Comments flooded the lice chat, praising Y/N and dissing Dream.

So Smart!

Yeah, guys, why can't you be smarter?

Go Y/N!

"See, they agree." Y/N grin was smugly. She picked Daegal up and walked away, leaving them dumbfounded.

"They love her more than us." Jisung muttered.

"Well, she's cute." Jaemin said. "Who wouldn't love her?"

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Y/N and Dream seemed to have a jolly time whenever they were together. The topics they talked about varied by only a little. The topics were :

Mark, Haechan, butts, or Y/N's newest obsession.

"Hyung, Y/N just roasted you in her new insta post." Chenle sniggered, showing Haechan Y/N's post. She'd posted a picture of him, and the caption was 'Who dis? Mark Oppa did you bring a random man to our house?'. Haechan huffed. She was always doing this to him.

"This girl." He said.

"Hyung, we are your karma." Jeno said. "You know, you're always bullying the hyungs."

"Where is Y/N?" Jasmin asked, looking around. There was silence. "Oh dear, she's up to something- wait, Jisung is missing too!"

"Oh Lord, if their together so help me!" Mark groaned.

"Y/N! Jisung!" There was hurried footsteps and the two appeared, still having a little argument.

"I told you not to put those clips into my hair?" Jisung was saying. "Do you know how idiotic I look?"

"More than you already are?" Y/N suggested. "Oh, hey guys."

"What were you doing?" Jaemin asked, an amused smile playing at the corner of his lips.

"Dress up." Y/N smiled innocently. "Oppa looks nice, doesn't he?"

"He looks like a clown." Jeno said under his breath.

"I heard that!" Jisung exclaimed.

"We all did." Y/N said sarcastically. "Not just you, you clown."

"Oh, if the hyungs see this, I bet they'd laugh their heads off." Mark whispered.