{REQUESTS OPEN} NCT sibling ONESHOTS

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"Yah, Y/N. Close your mouth while you eat your food." Mark scolded playfully, making Y/N purposely open her mouth widely.

"Y/N." Renjun chastised. "Close your mouth."

Of course, Y/N, just like every other NCT brother, was scared of Renjun. So she closed her mouth and ate, but small giggles came from her every few seconds.

"What so funny, hm?" Chenle asked.

"I don't know." Y/N sassed. "Maybe the fact that Mark is gonna go bald in three years."

"You little brat!" Mark said, pretending to be upset. Chenle and Jieung began to laugh.

"B-bald." Jisung stuttered. "I have to tell Taeyong Hyung."

"Go ahead." Y/N said. Chenle and Jieung shot off, Jaemin putting Y/N in a headlock.

"My Princess learns from the best." He said. "You're almost as good as me."

Jeno's phone began to ring, Taeyong's number showing up. Y/N grabbed dit and answered, seeing as Jeno was busy.

"Hi Oppa!"

"Y/N, did you call Mark bald?" Taeyong asked amusedly. From his side of the line, Y/N and the Dreamies heard Chenji laughing their hearts out. Mark just stood beside Y/N, done.

"Yes." Y/N answered unashamedly. "And everyone in this family except me will too. Eventually. Mark Oppa just will go bald in three years."

"Aight. See you later." Taeyong said. "We'll be there soon."

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"Oppa! Did you hear about Jiwon? She broke the window and got detention." Y/N told Taeil, sitting on Jaehyun's lap. "And she tried to blame Chan."

"How many detentions did she get?"

"Three weeks." Y/N answered. "She always bullied Jia, even when we told her to stop."

"She doesn't sound like a very nice person." Hendery remarked. "Y/N, wanna prank Jungwoo and Nana?"