Ghost park

Chapter 9

Kyles POV

"There's no way he's calling for us" Cartman scoffed
"He's probably stoned again" stan muttered with a slight resentment towards the thought of his friend smoking weed.

We were plopped behind a tree, stalking Kenny to keep an eye on him and try keep him out of trouble. Honestly, Kenny was a fucking idiot. If Satan wanted him, he was there to take. I was determined to let Kenny live the life he deserves though. I refused to let him die off like me and everyone else had. Especially not in the stupid way we did.

"Oh dude this is rich!" Cartman sneered
"What is it? Move over fatass I can't see" stan growled at him
"Kinnys lying on that twinks lap! HA! Remind me to bring a camera next time we come up here Kahl" Cartman winked. I sighed in defeat and sat back against the tree bark.

"I'm gonna go find Tweek and Craig I don't want them blowing our cover" I said, pushing myself up and walking away from the other two.
"It's fine dude no one can see us. Except for Kenny but he's basically dead already" Stan argued as I made distance between us.
"Yeah but with Craig's luck they're gonna end up knocking something over near those goth freaks and making them think shits up. You know the goths well Raven, you know what they're like" I mocked, a smirk slithering onto my face at the memory or Stan's little goth phase.
"Whatever you say Human Kite" Stan giggled as I trampled through the fallen leaves towards Starks Pond.

I found Craig and Tweek chatting away sitting on a log near the lake and admiring the view. It was a fairly sunny day which was rare in South Park so I appreciated being able to come back up to earth for the day. Hell gets pretty boring after 3 years I laughed to myself.

"Romantic" I mocked sarcastically as Craig turned to face me.
"Are you being sarcastic?" Craig asked, the usual blank expression plastered across his face.
"He is Craig" Tweek answered, used to translating tone into a language Craig could understand. "Hey Kyle thanks for letting us up here"

"No problem! Just don't let Damien or Pip catch you wandering around here" I replied
"Oh shit they're probably watching us right now! GAH" squeeled Tweek, scratching at his wrists. Craig shot me a glare and I took that as a hint to leave.

"It's ok honey they're not gonna find out" I heard craig mutter as I walked away. I wandered around the starks pond area for a few minutes, not wanting to deal with talking to other people at the time, but stopped in my tracks as I saw a familiar blonde haired British boy and black haired demon sauntering around on the other side of the lake to me.

Shit I didn't think Damien still came up here I thought to myself, rushing to duck behind a tree in fear of being seen.

I surveyed the two from afar. They just seemed to be going for a normal stroll near the lake, probably bored of being stuck in hell for over 5 years (I couldn't blame them).

Damien was allowed up to earth whenever he wanted as his father was the ruler of hell, Satan, and Pip usually accompanied Damion on those trips. Damien and Pip had grown quite close over the 5 years Pip had been dead for. No one could quite tell what their relationship was. I shuddered at the thought of being friends with that annoying British fuck, let alone dating him.

I watched as the two disappeared into the trees and I sprinted out of my hiding place towards Tweek and Craig as soon as they were out of view. I made my way towards the log they were still perched at, Craig now resting his head on Tweeks lap, probably talking to him about stars or space or whatever went on in his brain. I ushered the two towards me and jogged back towards the area Stan and Cartman were spying on Kenny and Marjorine.

"Stan! Eric! It's time to go" I announced as I made my way towards them.
"What's up dude?" Stan asked, his eyes fixated on Kenny
"I saw Damien and Pip wandering around starks pond. We've gotta go just in case they see us"
"OH GOD WERE SCREWED" Screamed Tweek as Craig gripped his hands in a desperate attempt to stop him from ripping at his nails and hair.
"It's okay dude they didn't see us" I said in a failed attempt to console the poor fella.

We walked into the clearing where Kenny and Marjorine were snoozing and I tapped the ground with my foot in the usual rhythmical pattern. I stepped back as the ground fell away and ushered Tweek and Craig to take the painful trip down to the ground first. I heard two thumps and groans as the two hit the ground and then waited for Cartman and Stan to go. I prepared myself for the jump when I heard Kenny stir.

Shit I thought to myself, glancing over towards the two sleeping lumps on the ground. Kenny gasped and sat up. I threw myself into the hole, not caring if Cartman hadn't moved yet and praying that the pit would close up before Kenny could see it.
"WAIT" Kenny yelled, thrusting himself towards the hole.
"Ken what- oh my god!" Marjorine gasped, rubbing the sleep from her dreary eyes. The sight of a massive hole omitting a scary red light must've been enough to wake her up because she pounced towards us. Pain ricocheted through my body as I thumped onto the ground. I looked up to see Kenny reaching onto the hole moments before it closed.

"That was tense" Stan muttered, helping me up from my spot.
"WHAT IF PIP AND DAMIEN SAW US GAH OH GOD WERE SCREWED THEYRE GONNA GET US" Tweek screamed, ripping at his hair. Stan and Craig rushed over to try calm him down, both to no avail. Craig shot Stan a glare as he tried to put his hands on Tweek and Stan jumped back in shock at the sudden cold expression on Craig's face.

I pulled Stan away as it was better for Craig to face the situation alone because 1, he was Tweeks boyfriend, and 2, he had dealt with autistic meltdowns for 13 years so he knew one or two good grounding mechanisms. I listened to Craig muttering about the five senses and encouraging Tweek to breathe with him as Stan, Cartman and me wandered back to our houses.

AN// I think this is where the writing gets better but I can't rmemeber bcs I wrote this months ago and am only posting it now lol

Also Craig is so def autistic if u don't agree leave 🙏🙏