Life of a Cain

1, Any old day of thousands.

I wake up, well... more like, opening my eyes after laying for an hour with my eyes shut. "Gah..." I put my hand over my eyes trying to block the sun. I slowly sit up, of course people give me funny looks... Some kid... looks 14, waking up on a bench and oh yeah is in a crazy outfit having real cat ears and tail. The humans just quickly look away and keep walking trying to hide their now quick pace. My reputation here is a crazy one. The only one ive got besides the one I have in a few countrys, Canada, France... is that a country? God... 130,746 years old and still not educated... what was I going on about? Oh well... I stand up streaching. "This is getting pretty boring... I gotta stop killing the new freaks who come to this place, ugh but humaaans... They get so boring to kill..." Talking to yourself again are we? "Judging me for talking to myself although you are just me talking to me again are we?" Honestly I thought you were gonna say something clever then I remembered whos head im in. "Shush it!" Purple fire engulfs me as I appear in my mansion in my room looking around boredly, I hear cheering and yelling outside my window as I open it "Damn gargoyels gambling again..." You dont give them the salary to gamble anything off. "They've made Leaves their currency..." I open my window to see a table surrounded by gargoyels flipping out over something about... horses and cheese? "Hey! Why the fuck am I giving you guys an extra life to proove yourselves if your just gonna waist your time!" The gargoyels scramble back into their trees on the branches perched over "S-sorry boss!" one of them says... its rick...its always rick the suck up... I shut the window as I go to my living room flopping myself onto the couch. They'll be here in an hour... I probably should prepare myself for them to ravage my mansion or somethin... My mother and 3 other siblings were coming... Ash is an angelic opposite me... Blair was a female version of me and Kat was an angelic version of Blair... my mother is just annoying. Immortal and annoying... Jackson diddint give her powers with her immortality but she learned some specifically for her kids. When I say kids I really mean me... im always the one she teases, messes with, tortures... "Shiiit..." I wine as I flop on the ground snuggling my tail. You cant blame them, you ARE the runt after all. I sigh and go back to my room. Only to hear my front door bust open and my dysfunctional family yelling "WE'RE HEERREEE."