Peter Griffin X Bumblebee

The Beginning

The day had just started, and Peter Griffin walked into the kitchen, seeing his wife Lois. "Morning Louis!" Peter said as he sat down, grabbing a plate and a fork, ready for breakfast, "What's for breakfast?" Lois turns around with a stack of pancakes, "Well Peta, I have a stack of pancakes, but there for Brain."

After she said that, Peter was in rage after hearing this. He got up and slapped the pancakes and put off her hands. After that, he slapped her, "Then make me pancakes, with chocolate chips."

Lois, now on the floor, next to the pancakes, got up and looked at Peter with anger, "PETA! THOSE WERE PERFECTLY GOOD PANCAKES!"

She then stormed off to the next room, leaving Peter in the kitchen. Now, Peter is alone in the kitchen, reminiscing about the times he actually loved Lois. But now their love is just stale and sexless.

Peter left the kitchen through the back door. He then sat on a lawn chair, looking on his phone, reading some articles about how Steve Harvey was found with hookers and blow.

Then, as he was reading, he saw an ad about a free Camaro down near The Drunken Clam. Peter was thrilled and said out of excitement, "OH BOY, A FREE CAR! I haven't gotten anything free since college!"