As i finished eating the head, i saw a group of demons gathered in front of a TV store and watching the news. I went to check it out.
Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, i'm Katie Killjoy.
Tom Trench: And i'm Tom Trench!
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Tom Trench: Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!
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Tom Trench: Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
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Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
Tom Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *As she fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *Proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*
Tom Trench: *Looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *Wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!
Katie Killjoy: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass Tom! Or should I say - *Pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch* no dick?
