My alarm started beeping, signaling it was time to start the day. I yawned and stretched. I heard my stomach rumbling.
(Y/N): Let's see what's for breakfast.
I headed for the kitchen. It was big, but pretty empty. I opened the fridge. There was nothing but ice inside.
(Y/N): Disgusting!
I closed the fridge.
(Y/N)'s mind: Charlie probably knows where i can buy some food.
I found her and Vaggie sitting on the couch.
Vaggie: I just don't trust them, Charlie.
Charlie: Relax, Vaggie, i'm sure they're not that bad.
(Y/N): Hey, guys.
They looked at me.
Charlie: Oh, h-hey, (Y/N).
(Y/N): What were you talking about?
Charlie: Oh, you know... stuff.
Vaggie: We were talking about how you and Alastor seem only like trouble.
Charlie: Vaggie!
(Y/N): Oh? Why is that?
Vaggie: What do you think?! You ate a guy yesterday! How can we know we're not next?! And Alastor-!
Charlie hugged Vaggie in an attempt to shut her up.
Charlie: D-Don't listen to her. I know you're a great guy!
(Y/N): I have no need to eat you. You barely have any meat on you, anyway.
Charlie: Um... Thanks?
(Y/N): Can you tell me if there's a place i can buy food for the hotel?
Charlie: Sure, there's a store just down the street.
I started leaving.
Charlie: Don't you need money?
(Y/N): Nah, i got it covered.
I walked out.
Timeskip
I reached the store Charlie was talking about. I've always wondered how there's both human and non-human food in Hell. I took a cart and started walking the isles.
(Y/N): Haven't seen those since i was a kid. Alright!
I put them in the cart. After some shopping, my pets came out and started growling.
(Y/N): What is it, boys?
I looked at the direction they were focused on. There were two pig-looking gluttony sinners threatening the cashier with a knife.
Pig 1: Gimme everything in here, fucker!
Cashier: P-Please, just don't hurt me.
My eyes became black. I commanded one of my pets forward. It bit off the arm holding the knife. He started screaming in pain. When they looked at me, their eyes widened.
(Y/N): YOU DARE INVADE MY TABLE?
Pig 1: L-Listen here, man. T-There should be enough food for all of-
I jumped on him and bit off his stomach. He fell dead. The other guy fell to the ground in fear.
(Y/N): I AIN'T FOND OF SHARING MY MEALS.
I looked at him.
(Y/N): THIS IS MY TERRITORY, YOU SCOUNDREL! DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!
Pig 2: Y-Yes, sir!
He ran out of the store in fear. My eyes turned back to normal. I looked at the cashier.
Cashier: Thank you... You saved me.
(Y/N): It was nothing. Are you okay? Did they hurt you?
Cashier: No, you stopped them before they could do anything.
(Y/N): Good.
Cashier: Is there any way i can repay you?
(Y/N): Uh, yeah, i'd like to pay for the stuff in my cart.
Cashier: Nonsense! It's all on me.
I raised an eyebrow.
(Y/N): Are you sure?
Cashier: I insist, my friend. That's the least i can do.
(Y/N): Thank you, sir.
I looked at the dead body. A hungry smile appeared on my face. I picked it up, took my groceries and headed back to the hotel.
Third POV
The other pig demon can be seen peeking around the corner as (Y/N) walked out. He pulled out a phone and called somebody.
Pig: Ma'am, it's me. I found him. He's in the pride ring, helping the princess with her hotel project.
Timeskip
(Y/N)'s POV
Everyone was sitting on the table except Husker, who was still drinking at the bar. I brought the dinner.
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(Y/N): Here ya go. Caught fresh this morning!
Alastor smiled sinisterly. I think he knew what it was. He and the others started eating.
Charlie: So, back to business. How are we going to attract more people?
Angel: Maybe we could make a gang bang?
Alastor: Ha-ha! Never in a million years, my dear!
Cherri: We could offer money.
Vaggie: Money's not infinite, ya know?
(Y/N): We could force people to come.
Charlie: I won't allow it.
(Y/N): *Sigh* I know.
Niffty: Wait, i know! Why don't we make a pettition? That way we can know how many, if any, people want to get rehabilitated!
I thoiught for a moment.
(Y/N): This might actually work.
Alastor: This lacks any sort of excitement, but if you think it'll work, i'm all for it!
Vaggie: Sounds innocent enough.
She looked at me.
Vaggie: But, i'll keep you under my eye.
Cherri: Me too~ Rawr~
Angel: Meh, i still think my idea was better.
Charlie: Then it's settled! (Y/N), Niffty, that'll be your job tomorrow!
Niffty: Yay, (Y/N)!
She extended her hand for a high-five. I gave her one. Cherri was glaring daggers at Niffty. I felt she was about to jump on her, so i moved her away.
(Y/N): *Fakes a yawn* I'm going to go to bed now. See ya tomorrow, guys.
