Shrek? Oh naur...

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Shrek chucks Ellie over his shoulder and starts to run away from Averys mega ferrari.

Avery: Oh ok.

Leon: What just happened ?

Avery: I don't care, but I'm having her overwatch account.

Ellie ( from very far away) : NO YOURE NOT! LEON! PLEASE HELP ME!!

Leon: OK I guess.

Leon gets up and out of the mega ferrari.

Pedro: No way Leon! I have a better idea, get back in-

Leon: Way!

Leon equips his Rainbow dash roller skates and starts chasing shrek.

Ellie: Omg! Leon!

Leon: Don't worry Ellie! *pulls out glock* Sir, drop the Ellie and put your hands up!!

Shrek turns his head to see Leon

Shrek: Go away twink.

Leon stops and trips. He falls flat on his face.

Leon: Your words! They are sharp like dagger!

Shrek: LOL OK bye!

Leon (dramatically) : NOOOOOOOOOO!

The mega ferrari pulls up next to Leon.

Pedro: If you'd not gotten out of the car-

Avery: Actually it's my mega ferrari.

Pedro: *sighs* If you'd not gotten out of Averys mega ferrari, we might have caught up to them.

Leon: I'm sorry.

Leon gets back in the car.

Avery: Pookie, I expected better..

Leon: I'm s-s-s-s-sorry hunny buns!

Avery: I don't want to here it Leon! We're over!

*Leon cries in a very unattractive way ( jokes guys! Express your emotions )*

Pedro: Omg...

Leon: B-b-b-b-but... what are you gonna do then?

Avery: Imma call my back up hoe.

Avery dials a number on their Google pixel flip phone 69

The phone rings, before it's picked up

Avery: Hello?

Unknown person to you : Avery?

Avery: Hey sexy! Wanna hook up?

Unknown: Waoh! Ofc baby cakes 🎂

Avery: Good. Love you bye!

Avery ends the call.

Pedro: Who was that?

Avery: My new partner.

Pedro: OK. Who?

Avery: Wait and see Father.

Pedro rolls his eyes.

*better go think who my new partner is*

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 19, 2023 ⏰

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