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San met Jung Wooyoung at exactly 3:24 a.m. on a Saturday in late September.

There had been a disastrous series of events that lead up to this meeting, all of which involved Yunho, his raging obsession with weed, a bottle of cheap gas station bought whiskey, and a hasty escape from a group of cheerleaders.

But the end result- which is the important part- is that San was sitting on one of Yunho's kitchen counters at 3:24 a.m. on a Saturday in late September, sipping tentatively at a bowl (all of their cups were dirty and laying unattended in the sink) of black coffee in a useless attempt to sober up, when Jung Wooyoung walked through the front door.

At that point in time, there were very few things that San knew about Jung Wooyoung, all of which were listed:

◦ He was one of Yunho's two roommates.

◦ One third of their trio that had apparently refused to live anywhere else after his best friend (and apparent soulmate) Park Seonghwa was forced to ditch the dorm room they had together and live with Yunho after a fuckery down at the student center.

◦ Because of this, Yunho hadn't liked him at first.

◦ Yunho changed his mind.

◦ Unlike Park Seonghwa, who let his presence be known by leaving various items such as underwear and lip gloss strewn about the place, Wooyoung was rarely ever in the apartment.

◦ In fact, he was so elusive that San had managed to be friends with Yunho for an entire month, all of which was spent hanging out at Yunho's apartment for what was coming on to be twenty times now, without ever once catching the slightest glimpse of Wooyoung.

◦ This was because Wooyoung was a) an art major, b) a caffeine addict that never got a wink of sleep, and c) a possible psychopath.

◦ The only evidence there was that Wooyoung even existed was a pair of sandals by the entrance, a bedroom door that had been painted and scrubbed and painted on again what looked to be over a dozen times, and a tiny fishbowl in the corner of the living room that San hadn't seen Yunho or Seonghwa touch once.

◦ According to the guy that sat across from San in his Digital Audio Software class (and no San didn't ask out of pure curiosity or anything), Wooyoung was fairly well known at the university.

Which, blew San's fucking mind, considering he'd never seen the guy once and he apparently knew enough people to have a universal connection to the whole damn school.

◦ From all the stories Seonghwa and Yunho have told about Wooyoung, really only one of them stuck out to San, and that was that Wooyoung apparently knew his way around a keg stand.

◦ Jung Wooyoung was more than a little weird.

Given these facts, San had spent the last month thinking Wooyoung was probably, like, five feet tall with the hair of a leprechaun and the laugh of a hyena.

The Wooyoung in San's head was skinny and quiet and covered in paint from head to toe, clothes ripped and hands filthy.

But the guy who walked in the front door of Yunho's apartment at exactly 3:24 a.m. on a Saturday in late September was... nothing like San imagined.