Ranboo and Tubbo's diary| Beeduo Oneshots

A day with uncle Techno.

Phils pov*

Ranboo and Tubbo called me to take care of Micheal and I'll pick him up but leave him with Techno because I have to do something that I forgot I had planned today.

I arrived at the beloved mansion and met them at the door. "Thank you again Phil, he'll be out here in a minute." Ranboo said. "Grandpa Phil!" Michaels cheerful voice excitedly said. "You're welcome Ran, any time." I said.

I picked up Micheal and hugged him for a second before putting him back down. "Ok, come give Bee and I a hug!" Ranboo said as he got on his knees in order to hug him. Micheal ran to them and hugged them. "Be careful and have fun with grandpa Phil ok?" Tubbo said as he let go.

The little pigman oinked as he smiled and ran back to me. "Call us if you need anything." They said to me. I nodded. They went inside and I picked Micheal up.

"Hold on tightly now ok?" I said looking down at him. I spread my wings and started to fly to my house. "Wee!" He shouted. Eventually we made it and I landed safely. I set him down and went to find Techno.

"Techno!" I shouted while I walked around to find him. I found him and he turned around. Michael his behind me and hugged my legs. "Phil!.. Who's the kid?" He asked. "This is my grandson, Michael. And I have to leave him with you for a little bit." I said.

"Ha, hell no. I'm not a babysitter." He said. "Techno come on. Please? It's just for an hour or two." I pleaded. "Fine." He said. "Michael, this is your uncle Technoblade, he's gonna take care of you while I'm gone." I said as I bent down to Michael's level.

"He's scary.." He whispered. I giggled. "I know buddy, but you gotta be brave.. He might be a little scary but he's not bad." I explained. "Ok grandpa, I trust you." He said and walked over to Techno.

"Bye guys!" I said and flew away.

Technoblade's pov*

Great I'm stuck with a little kid. "Hey uncle Technoblade, how did you get all those scars?" He asked me. "I- uh.. Fighting people." I said. We walked inside out of the cold snow. "What's that?" Said excitedly as he ran over to my swords. "No!" I yelled as I stepped in front of him and put my swords on a shelf.

"What about that?" He said. He grabbed my crown and put it on his head. It fell to the side of his tiny little head. I grabbed it and put it on the table. "What about these?" He asked running to my axes. "Ah! No!" I said. "Phil where are you when I need you?" I asked myself.

I put the axes away. "Is everything sharp away from you?" I asked. "What about this?" He asked. He ran to a picture of me, Tommy, Wilbur, and Tubbo. "It's bee!" He said excitedly as he pointed to Tubbo in the picture.

"Yeah it is." I said. "Is that me?" He asked as he pointed to the little piglin in the picture. "No, that's me. But it does look a lot like you." I pointed out. "That's uncle Tommy." He said. "Yup." I said. He giggled and walked around. He's so curious, he reminds me of me when I was a kid. Shame he has to grow up in a world like this.

I picked the little piglin up and started carrying him to the couch. I carefully set him on the couch. "Do you wanna watch TV?" I asked. He nodded and I sat beside him and turned on the TV.

While the show was playing I got up and made him a snack. After I was done I gave it to him and he excitedly ate the sandwich as I sat next to him. "Thank you." He said. I chuckled. "No problem kid." I said.

Time skip an hour brought to you by whatever is underneath my bed because I heard fucking breathing and I'm really hoping it's my dog...

Phil came and got Michael. "Bye uncle Techno!" He said as he hugged my legs. I lightly patted his head. "C'mon Michael, let's go see Bee and Boo." Phil said as he picked him up. I waved them goodbye and they flew away.

As much as I hate to admit it, I really enjoyed hanging out with Michael. Maybe we can hang out again sometime.