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.⋆·˚ ༘ * 'bloom ' IN WHICH you get to hear about the 𓀿life of kwon jiyoung☦︎ ⚠︎⚠︎
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── www.jiyoung.com⁂␈' ✧.*·˚004. INCORRECT QUOTES !! ❛ wanna shut me up ❜
#1
chaewon: jiyoung learned how to fold origami penguins from yunjin the other day. I told her, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day she put them in the fridge.
#2
sakura: Why do you look like that? jiyoung, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? sakura: Like you're dead. jiyoung: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish. eunchae: jiyoung accidentally called kazuha "babe" in front of everyone today. jiyoung: *sobs into the floor*
#3
jiyoung: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
#4
eunchae: It's nice to be wanted, you know? jiyoung: Not by the law!
#5
jiyoung: Are they stupid? sakura: Yes, but they prefer to be called eunchae.
#6
jiyoung: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. yunjin: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. kazuha: A realist sees a freight train. chaewon: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
#7
jiyoung: We wouldn't last two minutes without chaewon. jiyoung: jiyoung: Don't tell her I said that.
#8
yunjin: Some people are like slinkies. eunchae: What? yunjin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. eunchae: eunchae: Please don't push jiyoung down the stairs. yunjin, pushing jiyoung down the stairs: Too late.
#9
jiyoung: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
#10
jiyoung: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. eunchae: Wow, I've gotta hear this. jiyoung: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. eunchae: You forgot pride. jiyoung: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
#11
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'* sakura: Thanks fam! kazuha: Oh no. yunjin: *cries* I love you too. jiyoung: Sounds fake, but okay. eunchae: *A flustered mess* chaewon: Can I get a refund?
#12
sakura: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? sakura: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. eunchae: Socks are Feetie Heaties. yunjin: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. chaewon: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. jiyoung: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. kazuha: I hate you guys so much.
#13
eunchae: jiyoung's refusing to wear their glasses! jiyoung: eunchae, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch. jiyoung: *points to chaewon* chaewon. jiyoung: *points to yunjin* yunjin. jiyoung: *points to kazuha* Sasquatch.
