Rugrats in Paris

A New Mommy

Stu and Chas are using the internet while the babies are outside.

" You gotta love the internet Chas. Behold the future of dating." Stu explained.

"What are they doing?" Chuckie asked, looking at Tommy. "My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates on the net." Tommy explained.

"What are dates?" Asked Chuckie. " Big raisins that make you poop." Phil replied.

Angelica walks over holding CJ's hand as she carries her penguin plushie.

"What is with you babies and poop?" Angelica asked. "Poopies?" CJ asked, confused.

"Gosh. Where do you want us to start, Angelica?" Asked Tommy.

With Stu and Chas:

"Wow. My own webpage. Chas Finster 1991, bureaucrat, bachelor. Are you sure this is going to work?" Chas looked at Stu.

"Would I do you wrong, Chas? Look you already have 12 dates." Said Stu pointing at the computer.

"Wow that's triple my lifetime record. Look at this one. She loves sunsets, long walks on sandy beaches and is" Chas gets closer to the screen while he removes his glasses. " not allowed in the state of Kentucky. I don't know about this, Stu."

Back with the kids:

" Let me put it to you this way. Dates is for people like Mr. Chuckie's daddy who don't got no wife." Angelica explained.

"But why does Chuckie's daddy need a wife?" Lil asked.

"Oh, what I have to put up with. 'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife then that means Chuckie gets a new mommy." Angelica said.

"I'm really gonna get my wish?" Chuckie asked. "Yeah, so long as you stay in my good flavor." Angelica said with a smirk hidden.

" I didn't know she had a good flavor." Lil said to her twin.

" Guys, guys. I'm gonna gets a mommy and I bet she's gonna be clean and cuddly and nice." Said Chuckie, rambling about his mom.

"That's great, Chuckie." Said CJ. "I hope she's not too clean." They all laughed.

Later, in France - Paris...

"What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! " Coco said to the actors on stage. "I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?" Coco asked.

"It moves me deeply, Madame." Jean-Claude said.

The mechanical Reptar starts moving as a woman runs away screaming.

That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.

The way things are going our village will be fried.

Reptar breathes fire. He then short circuits and his head falls off.

" That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll." Coco growled.

J"I'll take care of it personally." Jean-Claude looks over at Kira. " Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now!"

Kira dials Stu's telephone number. It's three o' clock in France. Stu wakes up and accidentally picks Dil's bottle up instead of the phone.

"Hello." Stu realized that it wasn't a phone. Stu picks up the telephone. "Hello."

"Hello, Mr. Pickles. This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar. I'm sorry to call so late but the Reptar that you designed is broken down and my boss is having a fit." Kira explained.