Rugrats in Paris

Euroraptorland

Arrived in Paris' airport, France. Mylène Farmer's song "L'histoire d'une fée" can be heard in the back ground.

"Hey, hey. No one else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suit. Stu said, looking at a guy who was wearing a Reptar suit holding balloons.

"I was just thinking the same thing." Didi said, looking around. "Welcome to Paris. I've been asked to take you directly to EuroReptarLand." The Reptar man said, wearing a whole green outfit with a Reptar hat, resembling Reptar.

Angelica pushes the Rugrats and she skipping.

" Out of my way, babies. The prettiest, smartest, bestest girl gets the front seat." Angelica said, running past them.

"Since when was she the bestest exactly?" CJ asked, Phil snorted at CJ's comment.

"So why is she in such a hurry?" Phil asked. "My tummy's all bubbly." Lil, said, rubbing her stomach.

" Don't worry, Lil. I got your baggy." Phil said, holding up the bag.  They all get on the Reptar bus and the bus takes off.

"Looky. Reptar's house. Pokyo sure looks different on TB, huh?" Chuckie said as the Rugrats were looking at the window.

" Pokyo ? Don't you know nothin'? This is Paris. You babies are as dumb here as you are at home." Angelica commented.

" Wee, wee." Dil said as he peed on his pajamas. "'Cept him. He's speaking French already." Angelica commented. " What's a French?" CJ asked.

"Welcome to EuroReptar." The Reptar man said.

"Yay! Reptarland!" The Rugrats cheered.

The Reptar bus drives into EuroReptarLand. Cut to Stu's hotel room.

" Et Voila! Our Parisian pied-à-terre." Stu said, swiping the card to access the room.

" Pretty posh digs." Betty said.

"Uh, the beds are quite comfortable." Howard said, laying down on the bed.

"Yeah? Incoming!" Betty jumps on the bed and Howard falls on the floor.

"And so is the floor." Howard comment.

Meanwhile, the Rugrats making a mess in the bathroom but they seems amazed in front of a bidet.

" This is the most beautiful-ist potty I've ever seen." CJ said.

"I'm a diapie man myself." Said Tommy.

Water squirts up at them.

"Wow, a potty that squirts you back." Phil said as they did it again.

"I don't know you guys. I squirt myself enough already." Chuckie said wiping himself.

" We're off to the boutiques. Make sure CJ gets her watermelon juice. Au revoir." Said Charlotte as she and Drew left.

"Okay, it's time to meet Ms. LaBouche, the woman who made all this possible. Shall we?"  Stu notices that Betty, Howard and Didi are asleep. " Well, Chas. It looks like you, me and the kids." Stu said as he sat CJ on his shoulders and picked Dil up with the others walking out the door.

"Oui, oui mon ami." Said Chas. ( If you don't know what he said, I suggest translating that)

Spike looks out the window and notices a poodle being chased by a dog catcher.

(Song is Who let the dogs out?)