Mikasa: Is that a hobbit over there?!
Armin: Noo. It's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.
Connie: Huh
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Mikasa: Ratchet ass hoe, I don't fuck around.
If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down
-turns on flame thrower-
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Eren: If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, -some other dude that was annoying to Everyone- and Jean
I would shoot Jean twice
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Jean: Uhh, guys. What does a pregnancy test look like?
Armin: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end
Jean: Okay so this is definitely a gun! -points it at Armin-
Armin: WOAH
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Shadis: -to Sasha- When you eat your sweets
Be sure to try
And limit your servings
Or you'll DIIIEE
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Btw Eren, Mikasa and Hange are the same height but when Eren stood next to Hange she was like 15cm taller than him.
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Attack on Crack
RandomWell This is Attack on Crack ... If you haven't noticed I may also put some weird conversations I had with my friends but mainly just crack
