Fukuchi: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your actions, it's instantly funnier.
Tecchou: Violently practices
Tachihara: Violently studies
Jouno: Violently sleeps
Teruko: Violently shoots pictures
Tecchou: Violently boxes
Jouno and Teruko: Violently kills person
Fukuchi: Violently worrying about that last statement
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Tecchou: The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Jouno: WE ALMOST DIED!!!
Tecchou: I never said I was good at math
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Tachihara: I really love this whole 'Good cop/Bad cop' thing you two have going.
Tecchou: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Jouno is not.
Jouno from the other room: I HEARD YOU BITCH
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