Gin was dared to spend a week with the Hunting Dogs- Day one
Tachihara, opening the door for Gin: Welcome to the Hunting Dogs-
*There's a loud scream*
Tachihara, looks inside to see what's going on: Holy shit.....
*Jouno and Teruko are wrestling on the floor while Tecchou is sitting on the couch eating.... Wasabi sauce and avocados...?*
Gin, also looks inside: are you sure you brought me to the right place?
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Still day one. After the fight was resolved they're doing their little make up thingie:
Jouno: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Teruko: Looking right because you left
Tachihara: Looking up cause you let me down
Tecchou: Looking down cause I fucked up
Gin: What is wrong with you guys
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Day one-During lunch:
Gin: Is having a penis fun?
Tachihara: It has its ups and downs.
Jouno: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Tecchou: It's a pain in the ass.
Teruko: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on!_________________________________________________________________________
Day one still- They went on a tour after lunch:
Gin: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Jouno, who can't see it but knows what it looks like due to the tour guide earlier: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Gin: Three of us saw it, Jouno. How do you explain that?
Jouno: *points at Tecchou* Sleep deprivation. *points at Tachihara* Paranoia. *points at Teruko* Delusional personality disorder.
Gin: What is wrong with you guys!? It's only day one!
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Day one-They finished the tour and are eating dinner at the base:
Teruko: You're a loose cannon, Jouno.
Jouno: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Gin who just got there: I think you play by your own rules.
Tachihara: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Teruko: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jouno: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Tecchou is a loose cannon.
Tecchou: *proceeds to eat sugar and salt on rice*
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