The Warden meets Peppino

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The Warden charged at Peppino and Peppino charges at The Warden. Peppino run at mach 3 and attempts to tackle the warden to the ground, but the warden caught him while he was running and lifted him up in the air. The Warden tightened his grip around Peppino to restrain him. The Warden wasn't attacking at all and was just moving his claws around Peppino's body to feel what it was dealing with. The Warden felt Peppino and figured out that he was small and kinda fat, he wasn't worth the effort.

Once The Warden was done feeling Peppino, it threw Peppino into a wall and gave a warning roar. The Warden turned around and walked away from Peppino, but Peppino got back up and tried again to fight the warden once again and reached speeds at mach 3 once again. The Warden heard Peppino's footsteps coming towards him. Peppino charges up a punch to try and knock the shit out of the The Warden.

The Warden grunted and did the one thing he didn't think he needed to do; he grasped Peppino again and squeezed him like a plushie. Peppino struggled within the warden's hand as the warden was heading towards a random spot. The Warden wasn't even attacking him in any way, in fact, the warden wasn't interested in fighting and just wanted him to leave. The Warden stood at a random position and threw Peppino up so high to the point where Peppino broke through some blocks and landed right next to the The Noise who was sleeping.

Once Peppino landed, The Noise woke up and flailed around before looking to the right of him to see Peppino with an expression that reads "What the fuck did I just witness?"

Noise: Holy fucking shit Peppino, it took you long enough to get up here. What happened?

Peppino: I don't even fucking know.... I lost a fight

Noise: To who?

Peppino: Some weird antlered monster.

Noise: Ah, The Warden. That thing that resides in the caves?

Peppino: Yeah....? What's this "Warden" thing anyways?

Noise: Well The Warden is a monster that resides within the ancient city that kills anything that enters its domain. No one has ever returned from the city ever since.

Peppino: So then how did I escape? And how do you know about this warden thingy

Noise: I played this game before and knew everything about it. I entered that place before I met you and I barely escaped with my life. I looted the city and never dared to enter

Peppino: So that's why I only found diamond horse armor and a name tag, you looted the whole city.

Noise: Well.... Not really. I was so busy trying to escape that I forgot about it entirely. Look I tried to warn you about the thing but you insisted on mining for diamonds. Did you get the Lapis I told you to get?

Peppino: Yeah. I got the lapis as well as a bunch of copper, charcoal, iron and very little diamonds.

Noise: Nice, now lets go back to the base. I got some food in the furnace waiting for us, I made it while waiting for your fat ass to come back.

The Noise runs back to the base with Peppino following behind him. The Noise heard an explosion sound behind him, assuming a creeper has found Peppino and managed to kill him. The Noise didn't look back and just kept on going to his base, not out of fear but out of relief for the explosion sound. Once he opened the door, he saw Peppino waiting for him.

Side Note: They have cheated activated so they don't really lose their stuff (There will be an explanation in the Peppino Multiverse Guide Book)

Noise: Hey Pep-

Peppinp: Don't. Just give me my food 

Noise: Alright....

The Noise takes out two steaks from the furnace and gives one to Peppino. They both eat the steaks provided for them and go to sleep. It was next morning and Peppino dumps all of the stuff that he found in the cave. The Noise wakes up because of all the clatter. 

Noise: Peppino, why the fuck is there copper, charcoal, iron and lapis on my floor?

Peppino: Organizing my stuff.

Noise: Well can you do it without making noise?

Peppino: Sorry

Noise: Oh, and put the lapis near the table with the bookshelves and put the charcoal inside the furnace and get more food for us because we're out of food. Here's a fishing rod, a boat and a axe for killing animals faster

Peppino: Oh thanks Theo- wait, I gotta kill the animals?

Noise: Yeah, in cold blood. Just use the axe I gave you to kill the animals and the animals will drop stuff.

Peppino: B-b-but killing animals in cold blood? That's just wrong!

Noise: Bro, you beat the shit out of me in the tower so what's the difference?

Peppino: Well the difference is-

Noise: JUST GO OUTSIDE AND KILL THE ANIMALS!!!

Peppino: OK, OK, JEEZ

Peppino rushes outside and goes into the forest, hunting for food.

To be continued


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