Peppino learns the basics

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Peppino wakes up and sees clouds in the sky. He sits up and realizes that he is outside. He gets up and see's none other than The Noise punching trees and getting wooden blocks to his right while wearing iron gear

Peppino: Uhh, Noise?

Noise: Oh! You're up! Morning Peppino!

Peppino: Noise, where are we? And why are you punching trees?

Noise: Peppino, welcome to Minecraft.

Peppino: Minecraft?

Noise: Yep! And to why I'm punching trees? I'm getting wood silly! Try it!

Peppino: Uhm, okay? But why?

Noise: You need wood to survive fat man. It's the most vital resource. Try it.

Peppino: Alright

Peppino gets up and walks over to the tree The Noise was punching earlier. Peppino punches a the tree a few times and recieves a block of wood.

Peppino: Huh, that was surprisingly easy. Kinda dissapointing.

Noise: Peppino, you barely got 2 pieces of wood. Here, punch the tree next to the tree and take every single piece of wood from that tree. 

Peppino: Ok, not like I got a choice.

Peppino begins punching the tree for about 40 seconds and gets all the wood from that tree.

Noise: Great job! Here's a spare crafting table for you to craft your tools with. Try and craft a wooden sword and pickaxe. As well as a wooden axe to help you collect wood faster

Peppino: Alright....

Peppino sets out his table and begins to craft his set of tools. It doesn't take long for him to craft exactly what The Noise told him to. At first glance, the wooden tools looked kinda crappy to Peppino, but it doesn't matter how crappy it looks, what matters is that he made the tools.

Noise: Great, now that you made your tools, you're gonna begin gathering some food.

Peppino: Gathering food? Can't I just go to the nearest store and buy some here?

Noise: Peppino. There are no stores in Minecraft

Peppino: Ok..? I can just make a Pizza. If I know where my pizzeria is.

Noise: Peppino. There is no such thing as pizza in Minecraft

Peppino: NO PIZZA?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Noise: Hey but atleast there are foods such as cakes and cookies

Peppino: Cookies? I love cookies! Where can I buy them

....

Peppino: Oh right, no stores.... *sigh* Man Minecraft sucks ass

Noise: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU SIR! MINECRAFT IS THE WAY OF LIFE! MINECRAFT IS EVERYTHING! THE MINECRAFT IS REAL! I SHOULD JUST LEAVE YOU HERE TO DIE ALONE FOR YOU THINK MINECRAFT IS BOOTY! *Sniff* But now I see, that you're not a true Minecraft player. Oh well, guess I'll take my 4 gold ingots with me and leave you here to die

Peppino: GOLD?! GIMME!!!

Noise: Uh uh uh Peppino, you must learn the ways of Minecraft first. 

Peppino: Yeah yeah yeah, I'll learn the ways of Minecraft! 

Noise: Hehehe, alrighty then. Follow me

Peppino: Yes Sir!

Peppino follows The Noise to a random spot surrounded by trees, cows, chicken and pigs. Underneath their feet was stone. Soon The Noise began speaking.

Noise: Alright Peppino. To survive Minecraft you'll need to build! Mine! Craft! Kill Animals! And much more!

Peppino: Yes sir!

Noise: You have already gotten wood, thats good. Now you will need to get stone by using your wodden pickaxe and mining the stone blocks for a Stone Sword, Stone Pickaxe and Stone Axe.

Peppino: Yes Sir!

Noise: Now! You shall begin to mine-

*Mining noises*

Peppino: Done!

Noise: Holy fucking shit. I didn't even say the how many blocks though and now this entire area is just one whole

Peppino: My bad, I'm just excited about the go- I MEAN STONE

Noise: Uh huh. Now begin to mine-

*Mining Noises x2*

Peppino: Done!

Noise: Hey Peppino, maybe wait until after I give you the amount of blocks you can mine until you delete another layer of blocks.

Peppino: Sorry Sir!

Noise: *sigh* Just mine-

*Mining Noises x 3*

Noise: I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH

Peppino: Well how many did you want me to mine?

Noise: *sigh* never mind. Just empty out your inventory.

Peppino: Right..... how do I do that?

Noise: Just reach in your pocket and empty out all your slots besides the slots with the wooden tools and leave on pile of stone

Peppino: Ok

Peppino reaches in his pocket and empties out the stone blocks in his inventory, leaving one pile of stone blocks and the wooden tools in his inventory. 

Noise: Peppino, all you gotta do now is-

*Super Jump Noises*

Noise: Place the blocks.... Ah fuck it.

The Noise places a few blocks on the floor to get out of the hole and onto grass.

Noise: Peppino, you're actually doing good for your first time in Minecraft

Peppino: Yeah yeah I know I'm good now give me the gold please

Noise: Not yet Peppino, you still need to learn how to use your sword.

Peppino: My sword? for what?

Noise: For things like zombies, skeletons, spider and creepers too. 

Peppino: Alright! Creepy Monsters, I'll take em on. I'll solo them all like I soloed the toppings.

Noise: Ayo?

Peppino: Bring it on!

Noise: Well consider it to be your lucky day because a creeper is right behind you. Plus its already night time

Peppino: Eh? 

*Whatever noise a creeper makes*

OH! Come on then, bring it on you green hazard! I'll take you on! Come on then!

*BOOM*

Peppino FUCKING DIES. But the he's brought back to life, yay!

Peppino: The fuck was that about?!

Noise: Rule number 1 about fighting mobs; Never let a creeper get close to you or it will explode.

Peppino: Thanks for telling me..... *yawn* Man I'm getting tired, do you know where I can find a bed?

Noise: Well... I don't have a spare bed with me but I do know where my base is, come on, let's go rest there.

Peppino: Whatever you said capitain.

The Noise runs off into the night with Peppino following close behind him to get to his base.

To be continued





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