ACT THREE — CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
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"WHOEVER SAYS DICKHEAD
IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE"
Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves
David Castañeda As Diego Hargreeves
Emmy Raver Lampman As Allison Hargreeves
Robert Sheehan As Klaus Hargreeves
Aidan Gallagher As Five Hargreeves
Eillot Page As Viktor Hargreeves
Sadie Sink As Tate Hargreeves
Ritu Arya As Lila Pitts
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THE SPARROW ACADEMY
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Justin Cornwell As Marcus Hargreeves
Justin H. Min As Ben Hargreeves
Brittany OldFord As Fei Hargreeves
Jake Epstein As Alphonse Hargreeves
Genesis Rodriguez As Sloane Hargreeves
Cazzie David As Jayme Hargreeves
Madeleine Petsch As Older Tate Hargreeves
Colm Foere As Sir Reginald Hargreeves
Jordan Claire Robbins As Grace Hargreeves
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FATE PLAYLIST
TATE'S PLAYLIST
"Sometimes I wonder when you're asleep,
Are you ever dreaming of me?"
SIDE A
SEVENTEEN — HEATHERS THE MUSICAL
"LET US BE SEVENTEEN,
IF WE STILL GOT THE RIGHT"
DELICATE — TAYLOR SWIFT
"IS IT COOL THAT I SAID ALL THAT?
IS IT CHILL THAT YOU'RE IN MY HEAD?"
DADDY ISSUES — THE NEIGHBORHOOD
"I COULD SEE IT ON YOUR FACE,
IT WAS ROUGH, LEFT A BAD TASTE ON YOUR TONGUE"
THE PROPHECY — TAYLOR SWIFT
"AND I SOUND LIKE AN INFANT,
FEELING LIKE THE VERY LAST DROPS OF AN INK PEN,"
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE -- SABRINA CARPENTER
"HEARTBREAK IS ONE THING, MY EGO IS ANOTHER, I BEG YOU DON'T EMBARRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER"
FIVE'S PLAYLIST
"Sometimes when I look into your eyes,
I pretend you're mine, all the damn time,"
SIDE B
ADORE YOU— HARRY STYLES
"I GET SO LOST INSIDE YOUR EYES,
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?"
DON'T BLAME ME — TAYLOR SWIFT
"DON'T BLAME ME, LOVE MADE ME CRAZY,"
FAMILY LINE — CONAN GRAY
"I WAS A KID BUT I WASN'T CLUELESS,
SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS,"
505 — ARCTIC MONKEYS
"WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, MY DARLING, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"
THE BLACK DOG — TAYLOR SWIFT
"You said I needed brave man, then
proceeded to play him until I believed it too,"
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[I WILL BE REFERRING TO VIKTOR AS VANYA UP TILL HIS TRANSITION]
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Fanfiction"𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝? 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞," 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 - 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 As The Umbrella Academy safely arrived back in 2019, no apocalypse coming for them. H...
