"𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝? 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞," 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 - 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭
As The Umbrella Academy safely arrived back in 2019, no apocalypse coming for them. H...
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Klaus and I admired the view before shortly following Five to the world's biggest twine. "Yeah, you know, I don't know why, but I thought it'd be a lot bigger," Klaus said, causing Five and me to turn around. "Seems pretty big to me," Five shoved his hands into his pockets.
"Ehh," I shrugged, walking to Five. "Here's the question, how do you know your birth mother is in Pennsylvania?" Five guessed, his eyes remained on the ball of twine.
"Well, because I was on the ass-bend of a two-week bender, and I can't tell you the exact date because we were boofing Xanax and the whole business, but Amy Winehouse was at the top of the chart," Klaus explained.
"So that puts us somewhere, where? In the mid to late aughts?" Klaus guessed the time of the incident.
"I helped myself into Dad's office, looking for the key to his safe, 'cause had Pogo lock up all the stealables. But instead, I found a treasure trove of our family history, told in expired check stubs," Klaus said as he recalled himself sneaking into Dad's office, taking a look at expired checks.
"I was too messed up to, uh, do anything about it, too scared to look her up, but always in the back of my mind, I wondered why she sold me off for three grand, I mean, she couldn't have held out for five? six?" Klaus ended.
