a hxh fanfic built on a lana del rey reference...
in which a mission to save your younger brother, who was in no real danger, puts you in the eyes of adoration of one man who decides you'll be the lady worthy of his twisted romance.
the devil made me do it, but i also kinda wanted to -will wood
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ | "PAKUNODA, SHE'S CONSCIENCE NOW, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD INTERROGATE HER BEFORE FEITAN BEGS TO," YOU FAINTLY HEAR. You try to take in your surroundings, but your vision was still blurry. You can feel a familiar murderous aura sit beside you, comforting you.
"He stressed to pretend not to know him," you thought in your head, but as your sight cleared, you cast your eyes to his in an instant, subconsciously moving your body slightly towards him. You were sat on the floor, and your hands were restrained by handcuffs and the same went for your ankles. Hisoka wasn't against how you moved closer to him; he welcomed it even by bringing himself closer to you. You made sure Hisoka was right behind you so that despite your behind being a blind spot, you didn't have to focus on it as much. Although you didn't entirely trust Hisoka, he was the only person you knew in that room.
You noted all the people around you, memorizing the faces of the Phantom Troupe.
The boy who had spoken earlier was blonde and lean. Super duper twink.
The woman the super duper twink seemed to be talking to was certainly Pakunoda. Woah, you were no better than a man.
"I should interrogate her though Shalnark. You barely let me do anything to those boys earlier," a short man dressed in all black had said.
Super duper twink was Shalnark then, and this interrogater character was Feitan? Okay then Alexa please play Ayesha Erotica's Emo Boy.
"Nu-unh-uh," a girl with pink hair turned down Feitan's idea quickly. She continued in a bossy manner, "Let's wait for the boss to come back to decide, he's almost here."
'Woah, you were no better than a man' RAISED TO THE POWER OF TWO. Usually, bossy voices turned you off, but boy oh boy, you did not mind it coming from her.
A girl with short black hair grabbed an empty beer bottle from the floor just to hold it and asked, "Wait where did he go when we were all sleeping?"
"He probably just went off to get another book!" Shalnark chirped, walking towards you. "Hi there! What's your name?" he smiled at you. His aura sickened you; it reminded you of Illumi's towards his victims. The super duper twink looked so sweet, but it appeared he was full of malice.
"Y/N Zoldyck," I frowned, nearly facepalming but stopping midway because of the handcuffs.
"Oh! So you're an assassin! Hmm, I'm guessing the chain user sent you to us then? Or maybe the mafia... but we sorta just killed all of them and faked our deaths while you were unconscious, so you can back off now if it was the mafia!" he cheerily said. I shook my head. "No, I was here because you guys had my little brother captive and MY BIG BROTHER was like ahhh according to my calculations, he's in danger go rescue him blah blah blah," I mumbled sarcastically, feeling a lot of annoyance towards Illumi.
"I don't think she's lying. When I was scanning the white-haired boy's memories, I saw her in them, and it checks out because I know he's a Zoldyck," Pakunoda confirmed, standing in the corner.
"SHE STILL NEARLY KILLED ME, SO WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER OFF THE HOOK THAT EASILY!" Nobunaga frantically said, causing you to feel a lot of spite for him. "OKAY? BUT YOU TRIED TO FORCE MY BROTHER INTO JOINING YOUR GOOFY NAMED GROUP. YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN THAT COOL. I live on top of a dormant volcano and own a cool mansion," you said, sticking out your tongue. Zoldyck family is 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥 (literally on top of a volcano).
"She does have a point," Shalnark said. "WAIT NO, our name is cool and we are cool. But like, she was just trying to defend her brother. Plus, I don't think we want bad blood with the Zoldyck family. They already killed one of us, so let's just let her go," he finalized, most of the troupe agreeing.
"I'm afraid I have to disagree," a new voice called out from an upper area.
"Huh? What do you mean boss?" the pink haired girl said. "It'd really be better-"
"Well, Machi, as Shalnark said, they took one of us, and after seeing Silva's face last night, I remember how much it pissed me off..." the mysterious voice said, and you could make out a man from the shadows. He had slicked back black hair, an Antichrist symbol designed on his forehead, abs peeking out from his black coat with white fur, and was wearing black pants. He had the emptiest black eyes you had ever seen. and he was staring right at you, sending you chills.
"So why not piss him off in return?" Chrollo deadpanned, boring a death stare into your eyes.
"Why did I say my last name so proudly? And brag about my stupid mansion. I think he's jealous now," I groaned in my head.
