~Countryhuman Zodiacs~

|| Finland's opinion of you ||

A/N: Requested by my friend

~Aries~

"Sort of an asshole, yet I'm able to put up with them. I envy how much energy they have, though."

~Taurus~

"They annoy me, due to how much they complain about my weather. It annoys me, I apologise for my weather but please don't make such a deal of it."

~Gemini~

"May whatever higher power pity them if I ever find myself within running distance of them. What [Name] did to Estonia was horrid, and completely unforgivable. I'll be sure to get them back in cold blood."

~Cancer~

"When I first met them, I disliked them. But now that I've grown to know them, they helped show how much life is worth living, and now I can see them in my future. They've figured out how to warm the harsh, nordic winters of Finland."

~Leo~

"Cannot say much, although someone I know is planning on killing them. I don't agree with the plan, but {REDACTED} is persistent about it."

~Virgo~

"It concerns me how oblivious they are to the USSR, especially due to the fact they're quite open-minded and friendly towards anyone who gives them it, despite their past. I pity them."

~Libra~

"They're someone you'll love to get to know, definitely a people person. Thank you to [Name] for helping me out in the past and ending up becoming a close friend."

~Scorpio~

"They're more involved with the West, so I don't know much about them, nor do I care."

~Sagittarius~

"Rude as hell, they hired me to shovel some snow on their driveway, and then acted like no one was home when I requested my pay."

~Capricorn~

"Greenland took care of them when they were sick, but Greenland caught whatever they had and passed it onto us. Thanks, I guess."

~Aquarius~

"Another one who's more involved with the West, they don't treat us like countries that are shitholes though, thankfully."

~Pisces~

"I watched them break down when Poland beat them in Just Dance. For the 49th time. I'm surprised they lasted so long, it only took me 33 times before I broke down."