-Dialga: I wanna be green!
-Arceus: That's not my problem. Ask palkia
*Proceeds to go across space to find palkia...*
-Dialga: I wanna be green!
-Palkia: What's in it for me?
-Dialga: Umm, I don't know... what do you want?
-Palkia: I want your onion children to stop bringing me kricketune from the past...
-Kricketune: De-De-De-De-De-WOOOOOP!
-Dialga: Okay, fine.
-Palkia: *Uses strange space magic* OK, you are now green
-Shiny Dialga: YEEEPPEEEE!
*Brings 15 kricketune from PLA*
-Shiny Dialga: TAKE IT SUCKER!!!
-Kricketunes: DEDEDEDEDLEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
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-Rayquaza: Arceus, why do I exist? All I do is eat space rocks and stop a whale and a dinosaur from fighting with each other.
*Kyogre and Groudon are fighting with water and rocks.*
-Arceus: Because without you that "Whale and Dinosaur" will go super sayan (Primal evolve) and destroy the world, plus I asked palkia to make you as a shiny to make you look cooler once you mega evolve
-Rayquaza: Tou Che...
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