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A/n: Bloopers, yes, I know, 'original'. This has nothing to do with the actual story. This is just a special because the book got over 500 reads. Thanks again ^^ Hope you enjoy this mess~
It is not supposed to be realistic as originally planned because I made up another universe by trying to do so... Ups.

(So yeah, you guys hit 900 reads and about 40 votes... what-. Sorry for the late update.
Have a nice day/night ! ^^)

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So, you've seen the actual scenes, but what happened behind the act ? Well, let's start at the beginning, shall we ?

This whole thing is led by a company that hired people from across Tevyat as actors.
The catch is that the actors are playing themselves. There is a script, which is my job to create, but it should fit the people, meaning the script gets yeeted over sometimes to fit better.

This time, we have a, let's say, 'interesting' group of people as our cast... most people know each other, which makes it more fun.

Also, with 'set', I mean the actual location. Yes, filming in Dragonspine wasn't a lot of fun and yes, I had to be there because the people in charge thought it would be funny to let the author also be the director of this...but we'll get to that.

Anyways, you are not here to listen about stuff like that, right ? You want to know what actually happened... Enjoy the chaos~

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Honestly, this entire first part was just completely scripted. Nothing unusual happened except for the time the cameramen tripped on one of the stairs on the way to the headquarters.
So let's just skip to the fun part, shall we ?

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"Good morning, Albedo!"
Paimon screamed at the top of her lungs, which not only made the ones around her flinch but also the crew.
"Paimon, would you p-please don't scream t-this much."
Sucrose asked her, which was her actual line.

"For real, you don't have to go completely over board."
Aether broke the scene.
"But they told me to do so. And you ruined a perfect take!"
"And you ruined my ears."

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"Oh, there is our last member, late as ever."

"Hey!~ I hope I didn't keep you waiting, did I~"
A playful voice sounding like a young boy came to hear directly behind them.

"Tone deaf bard ? You are the last one?"
Paimon said in a disappointing voice that sounded like she didn't even have to act...

"Maybe I am tone-deaf because of the scream of yours earlier, dear Paimon~"
"This is not your line! You can't even get this simple job done!"
"He does have a point, though."
"On who's side are you on traveler?!"

*The recording stopped showing an angry Paimon, two boys smiling, and three other people trying to make sense of what just happened*

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"I heard you guys are actually close friends."
The alchemist gave them a really smug look. Instead of doing the one job they were given, instead he would just smirk back and Y/n shaking her head in denial.
"Yeah, so close."
He pitched his finger together while this smirk remained on his face.
"Guys, please, focus.
Y/n just looked annoyed at this point. Even the alchemist had to crack a smile.

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"Paimon is Paimon and is the best traveling companion and guides the traveler through Tevat to find his sister!" She looked proud and smiling in the crowd.
"And emergency food~" Aether added with a grinn on his face.
"That's right! Paimon is the best emergency food - Wait. NO! PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD FOR THE LAST TIME!"

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